I'm 50. Happy Fucking Birthday to me.

[Critters2]

Someone please put me out of my misery.

[Haole Girl]

1. We will NOT put you out of your misery...

You have to stay and keep us company!!

Happy birthday!!

:party:

[Critters2]

63. Well, since you baked me a cake!

Thank you!

[dawgmom]

2. My birthday is Friday, and I'll be...

53. 50 looks awfully good to me now. Everything is relative.

However, I never get bummed about aging. I always figure...it's better than the only other alternative.

[Critters2]

4. How so? nt

[dawgmom]

11. The only alternative to aging: Death

I choose Life, even if it includes wrinkles and sagging. I do miss my estrogen, though.

[dawgmom]

7. Ooops...Happy Birthday!

I'm channeling my inner biker chick tonight. Would you like a lap dance, or perhaps a bong hit?

[Critters2]

36. Well, it's not so much the age thing--though some of that--as that i had a crappy day

which happens to have fallen on my b-day.

[ashling]

88. People keep saying that, but I will reserve my opinion

until I hear from somebody who has come back from the dead.
:rofl:

[redwitch]

3. I'm 52 today. Bitch.

:P

Happy Birthday!

[Critters2]

9. Today? Happy Birthday, birthday mate! nt

[redwitch]

16. Yup.

Isn't it strange how few people you know that share your birthday? I mean, there are only 365 possibilites (except for 2/29 babies) but it is rare.
I am always delighted to meet a birthday mate! :hug: birthday hug for you sweetie, I always enjoy your posts.

[Critters2]

37. Thank you, and how cool to meet someone who shares my b-day.

A birthday hug to you, too! :hug:

[lost-in-nj]

13. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

:hug:


we love you....... :)


lost

[redwitch]

17. Awww. Thanks lost!

This former Jersey girl is touched by your kindness. :hug:

[Critters2]

42. A Birthday song for you!

http://www.vincentchow.net/flash/da-bday-boyz

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Happy Birthday!

Fifty is just a fucking number, ya know.

[Critters2]

38. I know. But it also reminds me that I'm never going to do some things I had hoped to do...

like having kids.

Love the surprise smiley, though! Very cool!!

[NNadir]

6. One way to avoid being 50 is to die at 22.

I can't say I'd recommend this approach however.

[Critters2]

12. And of course I didn't think of it at the time.

I'm such a screw up.

[NNadir]

21. Well, you've probably acquired a fair amount of wisdom since then.

It occurred to me at 22, I have to say, but I seem to have chosen growing old.

I look at this way now, whatever I get into I'll get out of, so why then the hurry?

[arcadian]

8. Happy Fucking Birthday!

:party: :D

[Critters2]

39. Thank you!! nt

[lost-in-nj]

10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

:hug:

I will be 50 in November
I AM NOT LETTING THAT get to me

I have to much shit bringing me down


lost

[Critters2]

41. True. There's plenty of other shitting things to focus on. nt

[SOteric]

14. Half a century.

Happy birthday.

Getting old is not for wussies. x(

[Critters2]

45. Oh, I dunno. All I did, really, was to not die in the last 12 months.

http://www.vincentchow.net/flash/da-bday-boyz

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Happy Birthday!

May you live in interesting times ;)

[Critters2]

44. It seems I do.

You know that's a curse, right?

[Fire Walk With Me]

67. Yep, but all of us are here with you in that same curse.

Group hug.

[Critters2]

71. Group hug

[GoneOffShore]

18. Just you wait

Sixty is when the warranty expires.

[Critters2]

46. Yeah, but it's starting to show some wear now. nt

[leeroysphitz]

19. I would but it's still murder. Even if you ask me to do it.

Besides I'm 38 and have been waiting 8 years for somebody to do the same for me...

[Critters2]

47. I never get anything I want!

38, huh? I barely remember when I was 38!

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Happy Birthday critters!

:toast: :party: :bounce:

(Right behind ya...I'll be 50 in a few weeks)

[Critters2]

43. Happy Early Birthday, philboy! nt

[fNord]

22. 50 isn't old......

IF YOU'RE A TREE!!!




ps this is what part of the alphabet would look like if "Q" AND "R" were eliminated

[fNord]

23. oh yha.....

happy fuckin birthday!!!!

[Critters2]

49. Thank you,

and welcome to DU!! :hi:

[fNord]

24. oh yha.....

happy fuckin birthday!!!!

[Lil Missy]

25. Well then, Happy Fucking Birthday!

:D

[Critters2]

50. Fucking thank you!

:)

[MrScorpio]

26. Happy Birth Day!

[Critters2]

51. Thanks, Mr. S!! nt

[lizziegrace]

27. Happy Birthday!!

:hug:

Get yourself back to Milwaukee so we can go drink. :toast:

[Critters2]

52. Will do!! I'll keep you posted!

:toast:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. Happy Birthday!

I hit 50 at the end of November... :toast: Cheers!

[Critters2]

53. '58 was a good year!

:toast:

[edbermac]

29. I'm 52, just got my first brochure for a plan-ahead cemetery plot in the mail.

:cry:

Happy Birthday anyway!

:party:

[Critters2]

75. Guess I should count my blessings. I can now go to the 50+ swim at the Y,

which fits my schedule better than other free swims.

That's better than a cemetery ad!

[Iggo]

30. Happy Birthday!

50, huh? Does it hurt?

:party:

[Critters2]

54. Thanks!

And only when I laugh.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

31. Hey, I'm older than you

and living to 50 is better than the alternative! :-)

Birthday blessings to you! :party:

[Critters2]

55. I guess. Thanks! nt

[rug]

32. You have lived longer than 80% of all humans who ever walked the face of the earth.

Happy birthday.

[Critters2]

56. Yeah, but Mozart accomplished more by 17 than I'll ever do.

Of course, if DU had existed then, he'd have lived his whole 35 years with nothing to show for it but some really clever posts in an Olive Garden thread. And a tombstone.

[Robeson]

33. Happy B-day, mycritters2....

...:pals: :hug:

[Critters2]

57. Thank you, Robeson! nt

[Wapsie B]

34. Happy Birthday!!

:party: :party: :toast: :beer:

[Critters2]

59. Thanks, fellow Iowa ex-pat!

Don't mind if I do! :beer:

[KitchenWitch]

35. Happy Birthday my friend.

:hug:

I am glad you are still here.

[Critters2]

60. Thanks, KW! It's been a shitty day,

but you and other Lounge buddies help a lot! :hug:

[cwydro]

40. Happy Birthday!

And many more!

Wtf is wrong with 50?

[Critters2]

61. Thank you.

50 reminds me there are things I haven't done... and never will.

[cwydro]

65. I turned 50 last year.

Still can not believe it. Um, that means I am 51 now.

My mom is 82 and on the way to Myrtle Beach in two days, with her friends.

This year I plan to go skydiving. I meant to do that last year.

I am more at home in my skin than I ever have been. You are young.

Make some plans and carry them out!

[Jamastiene]

48. Whew! This many licks just might do you in, but here goes:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

*takes a breathe and shakes arm*

and one to grow on:
:spank:

Damn, my arm is tired now. That many licks just might do ME in!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
:party: :D

[Critters2]

62. Ow!!

And yet...:smoke:

[Jamastiene]

73. I thought you'd enjoy that.

:evilgrin:

[Bullwinkle925]

58. self-delete

[Critters2]

64. Umm...

Okay.

Hi, Bullwinkle! :hi:

How are you?

[harmonicon]

66. happy birthday

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

68. Happy Birthday, my dear mycritters2!

Fifty isn't old!

Try being 65! I'll get to that in the end of November!

And I like it! Compared to the alternative, anyway...

Sorry you had a shitty day, sweetie...

:hug:

[Jamastiene]

74. You are 65? For reals?

I had no idea. :hug: :hi:

[Adsos Letter]

69. Yes...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, critters...!...

...your age can now be measued in half-centuries... historical eras, if you will... :hide:

:party: :party: :party:


EDIT: Dang, SeattleGirl's post reminded me that I forgot the flowers:

[SeattleGirl]

70. Happy birthday!

I'll be 53 on the 15th of the month, so if you don't mind, I'll join the party!




And for you:

[Bullwinkle925]

72. Hey . . . .

sorry - i posted to the wrong thing before.....

my bad


HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY.



IT COULD BE WORSE - I TURNED 59 LAST WEEK!!!!!



Oh - to be *50* again!!!

[murielm99]

76. I just turned 60.

I am not sure if it is good or bad. I am not all that ready for the alternative, though.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

77. It's better than the only feasible alternative.

:evilgrin:

Happy birthday! And yes, it ought to be happy, because you're alive and still breathing. Some of the most amazing people I know are pushing 60 now. Be chill. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

78. happy birthday!

[raccoon]

79. What are you saying? I'm late 50's and happier than I was in my 20's.

Happy birthday!

[bigwillq]

80. Happy Birthday!

:toast: :bounce:

[BlueIris]

81. If 70 is the new 50, 50 is the new 30. Says the 29 year old.

Enjoy!

[applegrove]

82. 50 is the new 30! Happy Birthday!

[CBHagman]

83. Here. Sample some of this and think pleasant thoughts.

[billyskank]

84. ...

:hug:

[racaulk]

85. Yay! Happy birthday, mycritters!

I hope your 50th birthday is a great one! :pals: :party: :toast: :bounce:

[Flaxbee]

86. Happy Fucking Birthday, mycritters2!

Maybe it should be mycritters50 :D

:party:

I wish you a wonderful day and year to come. :hug:

[Bake]

87. I turned 53 last Friday.

Life sucks and then you die. That's about it.

Bake

[bikebloke]

89. Me too

A week and a half ago. Luckily, I started counting backwards after 50. So in reality, I'm 47.

[Bake]

98. I tried that too, for a while.

Unfortunately, that hasn't worked too well for me.

:hi:

Bake

[Fran Kubelik]

90. Hey.

First of all - I've seen your picture. You're beautiful.

You're in an area and a situation that makes you unhappy. Any chance at all you can move? It's apparent to this bystander that you need to. It will be good for you.

All that being said...happy birthday. I hope this year brings a lot of love and happiness to you. Anytime you need to talk, reach out to me, k? I think you're a pretty great person in a pretty crappy sitation. :hug:

[NJmaverick]

91. Happy B-Day! They say that getting older sucks

but it sure beats the alternative

[mokawanis]

92. From one old geezer to another

Happy Birthday...I'm 50 too so I know how it feels.

[madrchsod]

93. 50? that`s not old......

it means you`re half way home.....

[east texas lib]

94. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!

May you live as long as you want to, and may you want to as long as you live! :party: :7 :party:

[ThatsMyBarack]

95. Happy Fucking 5-0 2U!

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

96. I turned 50 two weeks ago.

Youngster. ;)

Happy Birthday MyCritters!!! :hug: :party: :loveya: :toast: :woohoo: :D

[WinkyDink]

97. Hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Consider the alternative! :)

[rbnyc]

99. Happy Birthday!

I'll be 40 tomorrow. I'm not happy with that at all. I never thought I'd be one to freak out about getting older, but once it really starts happening, well, you know!

Here's to your health!

:toast:

[undeterred]

100. Happy birthday to you.

It aint so bad. :hug: :woohoo:

[OakCliffDem]

101. You get to be Ma Duce for a year

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