I was stuck on an expressway offramp for 30 minutes thanks to Sarah Motherf*&*ing Palin

[Tommy_Carcetti]

That stupid bitch just had to have her $25,000 a plate fundraiser in my town and had to pick the middle of rush hour to have her stupid field dressing hockey mom ass driven to the fundraiser.

I missed the beginning of the Rays-White Sox game thanks to that dumb broad.

[fudge stripe cookays]

1. McCain did that to me back in June...

The fucker.

I was in Minneapolis doing genealogy research. I'd gone to St. Paul to the archives for the day, and when I tried getting back to my hotel in downtown Minneapolis, it took me an hour and a half to go 6 blocks.

SIX FUCKING BLOCKS!!

I thought I was going to lose my mind. It wasn't until later I found out the reason, when I saw a bunch of protestors and gave them to happy honk and the wave. Heard about it on the news that night.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. The sad thing is, if it were Obama or Biden....

I'd think to myself, "Oh, cool" and not think much of it. Yeah, so I'm a hypocrite, big deal.

On the other hand, if I were an uninformed person with no political persuasion, having to wait in traffic for a half hour for Sarah Palin would leave me with such a bad taste in my mouth I would vote for Obama out of spite.

[Wednesdays]

2. She's a slow driver, eh?

I would have just flipped her the bird, and then passed her on the shoulder. A large armored vehicle would come in handy--just run over her car.

[SacredCow]

3. Dumbya did that to me a few months ago....

I was farkin' livid!

[RebelOne]

5. Way back many years ago, Reagan did that to me

in Miami. He chose to come Miami International Airport during morning rush hour. Unfortunately, I lived across the street from the airport and got stuck.