Leaked story from the Straight Talk Express

[Orrex]

Link here.

[elshiva]

1. Thank you for the link.

Please send a link to the President of Spain.

[Orrex]

2. I can see Spain from here

That's how come my foreign policy is so darned good.

[elshiva]

3. You just merged McCain and Palin.

McPalin.

[Orrex]

4. That would be a terrifying film, perhaps starring Jeff Goldblum

:puke:

[elshiva]

6. The Fly

[Orrex]

7. You don't have to tell me--I was fifteen at the time

And we got to see the side of Geena Davis' boob.

Some things you don't forget.

[elshiva]

8. I love Geena Davis.

:) She was great in that movie.

[madinmaryland]

5. DUDE! This is teh story..

John McCain is giving Sarah Palin her daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian moose were killed."

"OH NO!" Sarah exclaims. "That's terrible!"

Her staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Sarah sits, head in hands.

Finally, Sarah looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Orrex]

9. But wait, there's more!

Laura Bush is feeding the President his dessert, when she happens to mention an incident involving the Amazon wildlife.

"Do you realize how rare the Brazilian moose is?" asked Pickles as she dabbed his chin with his bib.

The President burped thoughtfully and shook his head. "I don't know how rare the moose is, but I had pudding once, and it was undercooked pretty bad."