Here's a free stock tip for all of you.

[raccoon]

Invest in whatever company makes Xanax!

It should be selling like hotcakes these days.

[DarkTirade]

1. Alcohol companies usually buck the trends in the market too.

Because when the market drops, people buy more booze.

[raccoon]

2. Hmm....which would be better, company that makes beer or distilled spirits?

Of course, the same company(ies) may make both.

[DarkTirade]

4. Dunno, haven't studied it.

I think I might be shit outta luck if I try to market my stuff though. Only the weirdos and snobs like me would want what I make. :P

[billyoc]

3. Short selling work boots, that's where the BIG money will be.

:grr: