Post here and I will diagnose you with an imaginary mental illness.

[otherlander]

[Pierre.Suave]

1. HAHAH

this was way too good to pass up.

[otherlander]

2. You have...

Post Grammatical Stress Disorder.

[Pierre.Suave]

3. you are eerily correct...

I am always editing and re-editing my posts...

[darkstar]

4. I swear to God people are conspiring to make me happy.

Jerry Garcia, for instance. Born just to make me smile. And then there's the pleasant dolts that hired me to do lots of nothing. Strange, eh?

[otherlander]

8. Well, if you're that happy,

you must not be paying any attention to our trade deficit. You have Deficit Attention Disorder.

[darkstar]

11. hahahaha!!

Gidget sez that was just terrif!!!!

:rofl: :hi:

[elshiva]

5. Hello, otherlander. How are you?

:hug: :)

[otherlander]

12. I'm alright.

Just saw your "health update" thread. Sorry I missed the previous thread, or I would have sent you good vibes. :hug:
But now I have to decide what imaginary illness you have. I think you have... a Cod Complex.

[elshiva]

24. Thank you. What is a Cod Complex?

Help, I'm a fish. For the love of cod, help. :(

[Unvanguard]

6. Alright, go ahead and try. n/t

[otherlander]

13. I hereby diagnose you as...

an anarcho-schizophrenic.

To treat this disorder, you have to read this:

[Unvanguard]

29. The Frankfurt School and Judith Butler is the furthest I can go with continental philosophy.

I met a Deleuze and Guattari fan once, though. Our discussion never got very far; he was so confident in his views that I played global skeptic.

[ThomCat]

7. Hmmm... Cool.

:)

I await you diagnosis, Doctor.

[otherlander]

14. Oh, that's easy.

You obviously suffer from Whitmanic Depression.

[ThomCat]

15. As soon as I figure out what that means

I'm sure I'll run in circles and panic. :yoiks:

:P

[otherlander]

23. Simple, really.

Instead of going for individual happiness, you realize, as Whitman did, that you are one with the universe, and the universe kinda sucks, so you get depressed.

[ThomCat]

31. Yup. That's me.

I try to achieve oneness with the universe and get a cosmic case of depression. :P

[fNord]

9. ok.

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[otherlander]

18. Eh, what the hell.

Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

Just because some people have actually been diagnosed with it doesn't mean that it's not imaginary. Like left-handedness or transsexuality: The condition exists, but the part about it being a disease is made up.

[fNord]

28. Hay!

You cant tell me that!
I don't have to listen to you!:rofl:

Actually, I think you nailed me:toast:

[Systematic Chaos]

10. Fardarwarblob?

Hunky ketchup! Sardine milieux rutabaga interdimensional feedback?

[otherlander]

19. I think...

you're in a state of Catatonia in Catalonia.

[Systematic Chaos]

39. Catalonia is probably nicer than Vegas.

And I say that without doing a google on it in advance. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. except...it's not imaginary.

:)

[otherlander]

20. You have Out Of Bodhi experiences, don't you?

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. every other minute.

You got me there.

[Chan790]

17. Oh this should be good...

[otherlander]

22. High-functioning Godotism?

[Chan790]

35. Yay! n/m

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Oooh, will it get me out of work tomorrow?

:bounce:

[otherlander]

27. Sure...

Just tell them you have a Folk Addiction.
Can you go forty-eight hours without looking at this picture?



No? You've got it.

[Chicken Girl]

26. What have I got?

Is it treatable?

[otherlander]

30. You live in a Messianic Complex.

Buddha lives in the apartment next to yours, Shiva is across the hall, and you can hear Cronus and Rhea getting it on upstairs.

[Lucy Goosey]

32. I can't resist a good fake diagnosis.

[otherlander]

33. You're a calicoholic.

It's easy to get addicted in the Lounge.

[Lucy Goosey]

47. Well, I do love calico cats

I'm indifferent to the fabric, though.

[BarenakedLady]

34. eh?

You mean I need an imaginary one too?

[SacredCow]

36. Oh, this should be fun......

I have an appointment with my therapist this week, anyway!

[bigwillq]

37. OK!

:)

[PassingFair]

38. Already got mine from here...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vRBzG2TwL._SL500_BO2,204,203,200_AA219_PIsitb-sticker-dp-arrow,TopRight,-24,-23_SH20_OU01_.jpg

If you haven't read it, it's about
mental patients sent to a moon outpost
and forgotten.

They settle into clans based on their
mental disorders.

From the spectacularly schizophrenic Philip K. Dick

[Z_I_Peevey]

40. Can I keep the real mental illness as well?

Diagnose me, baby.

[Lilith Velkor]

41. It wouldn't be the first time

Bring it, baby! :headbang:

[Sanity Claws]

42. Doctor, can I have my diagnosis?

[schmuls]

43. Give me mine, so I can add it the one I already have!

[spinbaby]

44. I'm ready for lunch

What's your diagnosis?

[panhead1961]

45. WHAT IS IT DOC?

[sakabatou]

46. Go for it

[otherlander]

48. Damn...

I didn't count on this many people answering.

The Diagnosis Dispenser is empty. :(

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