I believe you have my stapler.

[Catshrink]

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. ?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. ?

[BrotherBuzz]

3. Is it a red swingline stapler?

[Patiod]

4. Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

:bounce:

[volstork]

5. Yes. Yes I do.

[MilesColtrane]

6. Just be glad I didn't put your stapler in Jello.

[mainegreen]

7. My stapler. I believe you have it.

:P

[Catshrink]

15. OMG

Did I get the quote wrong????? It's like Casablanca. Ilsa never said, "Play it again, Sam" but is widely quoted as saying just that.

Silly me.

Office Space = slacker heaven

[Pierre.Suave]

8. ...

[ferrferr]

9. I'll burn down the building.

My boyfriend has a red swingline stapler. :D

[MorningGlow]

10. As a matter of fact, I do!

My coworkers bought it for me when I was moved to the "basement" (actually the "ground floor")--no lie! (I quit soon afterward.)

[Jamastiene]

11. Wait'll you look for a paper clip.

I have those too along with that stack of rubber bands you were hoarding. :evilgrin:

[amyrose2712]

12. Feels good to be a gangsta nt

[Deep13]

13. I'm going to need you to move to storage room B. nt

[Orsino]

14. Just bring the doughnuts as agreed, and you can have your stapler back today.

Leave them on the break room table. Come alone. No cops.