Etiquette question

[underpants]

Farting in a library

Faux pas or not?

What about if its a SBD?

[Shell Beau]

1. SBD is acceptable if you are FAR FAR away from me.

Loud is faux pas big time. Libraries are for quite time.

[DS1]

3. Quite time, eh?

I'm sure you spend a LOT of time in the library

:P

[Shell Beau]

7. I helped invent the Dewey Decimal System. What now?

:P

[underpants]

4. Okay

what about dryhumping the card catalog?

[Shell Beau]

6. Not "dry" humping but other forms of humping are accepted.

[Dr. Strange]

8. Only if it's the 000 - 099 section.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Farting is okay IF you cover up the sound by emptying an AK-47 into the stacks.

Letting people hear you fart is the height of rude.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. That's what the reference section is for.

No one goes there anymore so it's usually back in the corner.

[MountainLaurel]

9. As a former librarian

Incredible faux pas and worthy of being tazed.

[trof]

10. As long as you keep moving.

[Parche]

11. Fart Forrest Fart

That is why all librarians have gray hair............:hi:

[underpants]

12. I think I have a problem with throwing things at the cats

the big is quicker than she looks

:bounce:

[YDogg]

13. academic, public, school, or special library?

:shrug:

[Parche]

14. Its A Gas