And now...the DuStrange Ask-Me-Anything Thread

[Dr. Strange]

My brain is engorged with knowledge. And I have come to share that knowledge with you. So go ahead, ask me anything.

Offer void in GD-P.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. Whats your name? Whats your gender?

seems like basic things to know about a person.

Mine is priyanka and i am female :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

4. My name is Jayne and I'm a shiny male.

And Jayne is not a girl's name, no matter what River says.

[TZ]

7. Whats a "shiny" male?

Or do I *not* want to know?
Bonus question...I thought your name in fact was Geddy?

[Dr. Strange]

13. That's right.

Geddy is Latverian for "Jayne." So I go by both Jayne and Geddy. And sometimes pookie-muffin. But only sometimes.

[TZ]

14. Pookie-muffin! BWAH....

Oh me gonna have so much fun with that one!:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

16. I said, "sometimes" goddammit!

:mad: :grr:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. shiny male?

[mcctatas]

2. Just what the hell is up with John McCanis tongue....

and why does Sarah Palin do the licky licky thing too? Could they possibly be aliens?

[Dr. Strange]

5. You ask an insightful question.

And your suggestion about McCain being an alien is not far from the truth. Although he is not an alien, when John McCain was a child, he was experimented on by aliens. The aliens (from the planet Zhuppo'toc) removed his ability to smell. However, John was able to outsmart the aliens by training his taste buds to smell. So you'll see him stick his tongue out on occasion, in an attempt to smell what's going on around him.

Sarah Palin, on the other hand, does it because she's scooters in the head.

[mcctatas]

8. Will scooters be the name of Bristol's spawn?

inquiring minds want to know;)

[Dr. Strange]

19. I heard that the kid's name was going to be Calculus II.

My sources are quite trustworthy, so you can take that to the bank.

[BeachBaby]

3. What will happen to me if I tutch the but?

People keep saying "Don't tutch the but", and yet they don't tell me why. :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

6. A difficult question.

While there is no way to tell how tutching the but might affect a specific person, suffice it to say that the outcome is rarely good. I have a whole file cabinet full of stories of people who tutched the but. Yes, they lead normal lives now (for the most part) but virtually everyone of them had to go through a period like this:



The risk, quite frankly, isn't worth it.

[panhead1961]

9. Why is ear wax orange?

[Dr. Strange]

15. Ah, biology.

Ear wax is made up primarily of sweat. The brain, much like your skin, sweats when it gets used. The sweat is collected on the sides in tiny sacs which doctors refer to as wax sacs. In these sacs, an enzyme is added which converts the sweat to wax, which is then pushed to the ear canal. The orange comes from the enzyme.
Interestingly, if you use your brain too much, this enzyme can leak out through your head, turning your hair orange. This is why such great thinkers as Danny Bonaduce and Carrot Top have bright orange hair.

[TZ]

17. .

Insert joke about "Carrot-tot" here.....:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

20. I refer you to Rule 73a of the Lounge:

Please refrain from using "insert" and "Carrot Top" in the same sentence. (The previous sentence is exempt from this rule for purposes of instruction.)

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Who is mowing my lawn? Never saw the guy before. Should I be concerned?

[Dr. Strange]

18. Oops.

That was supposed to be a surprise. DS1, MrCoffee, 5gan, LeftyMom, and madeinmaryland went together to get you a Boss' Day present. But LeftyMom was supposed to lure you out of the house. Her failure to do so has compromised the quality of the surprise, I'm afraid.
Keeping in mind that DS1 found the guy's ad on Craig's List, I wouldn't be too concerned. But, whatever you do, don't bring up tornadoes. Trust me on this.

[Parche]

11. Did Edith Keeler Really Have To Die?

Well, punk, did she?

:shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

23. Yes.

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Is that really Parche and Ohiosmith?

[Dr. Strange]

26. Parche? Yes.

ohiosmith, on the other hand, is really a computer-simulated DUer. A certain DUer (who has asked to remain anonymous, and I respect PeterU's wishes on this) wrote a C-- code to generate threads and responses. These posts are generated through the user-name ohiosmith.
Interestingly, Midlodemocrat attempted this as well, but the AsherHeimermann persona did not fare as well.

[dawgmom]

21. Have you ever really looked at your hand?

I mean, really, really looked at it?

[Dr. Strange]

28. Oh yes.

That's a standard part of prana-bindu training.

[dawgmom]

30. Pihranna Bindi training?

That's just sick.

[DuNotQuiteAsStrange]

22. Do you remember

...doing the TIME WARP?

It's just a jump to the left, ya know!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

25. Welcome to DU chugg--err I mean suen--err I mean DUNotQuiteAsStrange!

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

27. No, I don't.

Welcome to DU, Gwen Stefani!

[KitchenWitch]

29. And then a step to the right!

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

37. Welcome to DU!!1!!

:rofl:

IBTL!!

[Sheets of Easter]

31. What do you think of the Clash?

Good band. Follow-up question- if you are a fan, what's your favorite song?

[Dr. Strange]

33. The Clash was a terrible time in our country's history.

Those who lived it cried themselves to sleep, wondering when is this Clash going to be over? Some didn't live to see the end. Those who did were emotionally scarred for life.

Call me strange, but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPeWSpB_7w4

[prolesunited]

38. Are you attracted to people with flat asses?

[SOteric]

32. Oh Great Swami, DuStrange...

I seek your wisdom on this importanturgent question puzzling mankind for untold ages:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Dr. Strange]

34. All the wood in the world.

That's how much wood Chuck Norris could chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood.

[MrCoffee]

35. Why me?

[Dr. Strange]

36. So's your face!