jpgray
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Thu Oct-16-08 06:53 PM
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Put a horribly lousy joke based around homphonics or puns here |
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides pants, I break-a your face.
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Thu Oct-16-08 06:54 PM
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Thu Oct-16-08 06:56 PM
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2. Getting these jokes doesn't necessarily improve them |
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Thu Oct-16-08 07:03 PM
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3. Did you hear the one about the cannibal that passed his brother on the road the other day? |
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Thu Oct-16-08 08:16 PM
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Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Thu Oct-16-08 08:20 PM
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Thu Oct-16-08 08:22 PM
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6. Basically, anything that starts with "knock knock". n/t |
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Thu Oct-16-08 08:25 PM
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7. Okay...a joke. A joke I can do... |
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from his name plate that the teller's name is Paddy Whack. So he says, "Mr. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on holiday."
Paddy Whack looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Paddy explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Paddy explains that he'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. He finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as collateral." He holds up the tiny pink elephant "I mean, what the fuck is this?"
The bank manager replies, "It's a knick knack, Paddy Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Thu Oct-16-08 08:32 PM
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8. Jane Was Still Getting Ready, But Dick Came Too Early. |
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