Generic Brad
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Thu Oct-23-08 09:51 PM
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Can someone explain make up sex to me? |
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What could one possibly do with a mascara brush? What is titillating about a tube of lipstick? Why would anyone want to dry hump an eye shadow palette?
I just don't get it. :shrug:
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Dr. Strange
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Thu Oct-23-08 09:53 PM
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1. When I was in college... |
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all my sex was made up sex.
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Thu Oct-23-08 09:55 PM
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I've got to hand that one to you! :rofl:
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Thu Oct-23-08 09:58 PM
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5. Sounds like he did a good job handing it to himself! |
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:01 PM
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Generic Brad
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:01 PM
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8. Time for a sexy makeover |
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Thu Oct-23-08 09:58 PM
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4. It's about the makeup left behind. |
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On the pillow, on the...well, lipstick has a way about, you know, being left...
Oh, nevermind.
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Generic Brad
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:00 PM
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6. So one would put makeup on pillows???? |
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And then do what with the gussied up pillow?
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:02 PM
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9. This is really almost 3rd party makeup at this point. |
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It's makeup a first party puts on, a second party helps to remove onto a third party.
If one is putting makeup on a pillow, then well...that's like fucking a pie.
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Generic Brad
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:03 PM
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10. Suddenly I am craving an apple pillow |
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:03 PM
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11. I'm wondering who he's fooling around with that leaves Tammy Faye prints everywhere. |
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I barely even own any makeup.
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:05 PM
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13. Even when the makeup is left behind, the lipstick goes on ahead |
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:04 PM
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12. From Seinfeld "The Postponement" |
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Jerry: Let me take a guess. She cried and you caved.
George: How did you know that?
Jerry: I live and breath my friend. . . . I live and breath.
George: I got to tell you I felt terrible. I really thought she was going to collapse and kill herself.
Jerry: Yes, it's very difficult. Few men have the constitution for it. That's why breakups take two or three tries. You gotta build up your immunity.
George: You see those tears streaming down you don't know what to do. It was like she was on fire and I was trying to put her out.
Jerry: Well, at least you probably had some, uh, pretty good make-up sex after.
George: I didn't have any sex.
Jerry: You didn't have make-up sex? How could you not have make-up sex? I mean that's the best feature of the heavy relationship.
George: I didn't have make-up sex.
Jerry: In your situation the only sex you're going to have better than make-up sex is if you're sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit.
George: Yeah, conjugal visit sex. That is happening!
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