Due to circumstances of no particular interest to anyone but myself, I have GOOD VIBES FOR EVERYONE!

[Richard Steele]

Seriously: unless your child just came out of a 14-year
coma and immediately passed the Bar Exam, I've had a better
day than you. I'm not kidding- really, really not kidding!

An unbelieveably good day. LITERALLY unbelievable, because
I still don't quite believe it.

No need to harsh this awesome buzz with boring DETAILS;
I just wanted to say that I've got more good vibes than
I've ever had in my life.

You need some? Come and get 'em!

Why shouldn't you? Lord knows y'all have always given enough
to me when I needed them. Usually MORE than enough, what with
all you crazed LolCat junkies sending me replies!!


Good vibes? GREAT vibes. BUST...VIBES...EVAH!!!

They're here, they're free, and they're in unlimited supply
if you call our operators in the next ten minutes!

Don't waste valuable HTML asking me "why"- Get'em while they're hot!

[Mutley]

1. Whatever it is

I'm glad you're so ecstatic. And thanks for the vibes. :hi:

[Richard Steele]

19. "Ecstatic"...that's the word I couldn't recollect!

Man, that whole conversation I had with my Landlord
about how he shouldn't worry if he saw me dancing
naked on the lawn tonight...
That would have been five minutes shorter if I had
been able to rember that word, "ecstatic".

Thanks, R Mutley!

[DS1]

2. kickass

:D

[supernova]

3. I want what you're injesting

:P

:D

Glad you are so happy. :-)

I need some right now. :-( I'm feeling down.

[Richard Steele]

9. No, you cutest & most desireable of SuperFriends, you really don't.

Besides, that was the wrong verb-tense:
My current mood isn't spurred by anything I'm "ingesting";
it's all about 14 years and 4 months of what I'm EXHALING.

Joy. 14 years and 4 months of going strange places, looking
people in the eye and saying: "Hello. I'm Dick Steele"...
that adds up to an ASSLOAD of happiness, trust me.

Especially if you never dare express TRUE joy, and spend those 14
years bottling it up for a rainy day, wearing a mask of your
own design so long that your face grows to fit it...



Oh, but that just sounds so terribly DRAMATIC, doesn't it?
Forget it- the explanation would BORE you to sleep.

So, what REALLY matters to me right now is: you're feeling down?
Given the great number of times you've cheered me up, the least
I can do is help you out with what ails you.

Seriously. If it's a big dark private deal, PM me.
Even if it's nothing, PM me anyway- I have some recipe ideas
I'd feel silly asking anyone else about, and I've been
pondering PM'ing you about them.

Yours truly,
Richard.

[DarkTirade]

4. Ack! There's a hairball in my vibes!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

5. I would be happy to accept your good vibes.

I can use them right about now.

[Richard Steele]

10. If you need them, you got 'em. All you want, and twice what you need.

Seriously: this ain't no BS, this is imaginary plutonium.
I think you know what I mean.

Anytime you need more than a friendly Lounge-post, PM me.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Will do. I am so glad things are going well for you!

:hug:

[Patiod]

6. Well, I'll match your vibe donation

The Phils are in the Series
My alma mater is #3 in the nation in college footbal
My boy is up by 12% in the polls
I just got a new passport
Life is pretty good here, too. Maybe not on the same level, but pretty damned good.

[Richard Steele]

18. That's kinda what I'm talking about right there.

Maybe not on the same level, but pretty damned good.

[bmbmd]

7. "Yesterday, she didn't-

and today, she does."

[Richard Steele]

14. You make me sad. No vibes for you. GOOD DAY, sir. nm

[bmbmd]

22. Since you missed my Steve Martin reference-

Here's another.....

"Your name wouldn't be 'Dick', would it?"

[Richard Steele]

27. I sure did, didn't I? How embarrassing!

:blush: Sorry about that...:blush:

And now I've publically lost all my "Steve Martin Fan" points! :(

[Forkboy]

8. Nice post, Hitler.

[Richard Steele]

13. What an unexpectedly appropriate reference. Kudos to you, ForkBoy.

He was a mousy, quiet little moderately-talented artist
from a backwater area of a modern & well-developed nation
who experienced some hellish shit in his late teens
that affected his worldview in seriously profound ways...

He had one of those incredibly loud & silent moments where
he actually FELT the hand of G*D intervene in his life...

And he re-invented himself a time or two before he finally
found a suitable persona which differentiated itself from
his family tree via a distinctive style of facial hair.

All of those statements apply just as well to me!
















Wow, I'm just like him...except for the fact that:
I'm much taller,
much charming and self-assured;
better-dressed (even without profesional "wardrobe assistants")...

My goatee will still be in style ten thousand years from now.

And I've made peace with the 1/8th of my DNA that came from folks
who look alot (but not exactly) like me.



The most important diference : My art has HEART; his was utter SHITE.

That fussy little Shickelgruber kid turned out a piece or two
that displayed some mediocre understanding of TECHNIQUE before
he had that "upper-lip toothbrush" dream and turned his talents
forever to the realm of "performance art".


So, let's compare Richard Steele VS that little NAZI asswipe, shall we?

Round one, the "Wardrobe and Facial Grooming" round...
Formal Photographs & Mandatory pose.
1/3rd points based upon artistic merit of wardrobe,
1/3rd based upon Backround,
and 1/3rd based upon artistic design & execution of facial topography:




So, Round 1 is clearly 100 points for Richard, plus negative 33 bonus
points for the little turd who pasted a toothbrush on his lip in a failed
attempt to distract our Judges from the fact that his lame combover
didn't adequately block out a giant statue's junk.

So, it's Steele: 100 vs. Shickelgruber: NEGATIVE 33 points
going into round 2:

the "Artistic Merit" round.
The theme is "Architextuary;
From 1 to 100 points will be awarded for artistic merit,
and a fair and balanced eye will be cast upon whatever piece of crap
was submitted by the twitchy little Nazi virgin dude.


There you have it folks-
Steele defeats Hitler 189 points to "Negative Infinity plus Six Million".


Numbers don't lie!

[Forkboy]

26. Now THAT'S a reply.

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

29. I can't take all the credit- Charles Jacquin was co-piloting for me last night!

[Forkboy]

30. I figured there had to be some kind of spirits involved.

Hey, whatever works! :D

[lizziegrace]

12. Good!

I'm so glad you had a terrific day. :hi:

:)

[pokerfan]

15. Can you guarantee my college won't lose tomorrow?

[Richard Steele]

17. It doesn't work that way. I can guarantee that...

...whether your team wins or loses, some tiny, unexpected
little thing will catch your attention tomorrow
and make you as happy as a kindegartener huffing
the fumes from a fresh box of crayons.

[pokerfan]

20. you shuld have made the guarantee

they have a much needed bye this week after getting outscored 292-33 in their first five conference games. :(

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. thanks for the kitteh vibes...

:)

[RFKHumphreyObama]

21. Keep those good vibes coming

May you have many more days like the one you just had

[Lyric]

23. Dude. If you won the lottery, just say so!

:P

:hug: :loveya:

[Richard Steele]

28. No, it's nothing that would sound as interesting as that.

That's why I didn't get specific- I doubt most people
would get excited by the story.

But I'm still pretty darn PSYCHED about it all, and probably
will be for some time to come.

[Jamastiene]

24. I'll take some of that action.

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Could sure use some of those!

Thanks, and congrats on whatever your great news is! :hug: