I've decided what to hand out Friday night.

[Midlodemocrat]

I'm going to put my Ped Egg shavings in a zip lock back with some glitter and tell the little felons it's reindeer food and that they should sprinkle it on their lawns CHristmas Eve to help guide Rudolph.


:thumbsup:



In actuality, I do give out oatmeal mixed with glitter to the kids I volunteer with.

[TZ]

1. Um yeah...

So who is gonna clean all the egg off the house and get all the TP out of the trees...:P

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Hell's Bells. We get TP'd pretty regularly during Spirit Week.

Except now, I put the sprinklers on a timer.

That'll learn 'em. Little fuckers.

[Missy Vixen]

3. You go, girl

I just read in the local paper that I am a menace to society because we'll be giving out candy.

I'm SUPPOSED to be giving out some kind of environmentally approved treat, evidently. My husband laughs at me because last year, I made sure to have Goldfish for the kids who preferred those, and this year, I was telling him that maybe we should give out raisins for the kids that can't have peanuts, wheat, etcetera. The teenagers scarfed up the Goldfish before the little kids even got there.

If people don't want their kids to have candy, don't take them trick or treating, huh? :mad:
Julie

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Hey! I'm a menace to society, too!!!!!

:rofl:

:hug:

[DS1]

5. If I had any ambition at all, I'd actually buy some candy to give away

but not give any to the little bastards who show up in McCain or Palin costumes, because that would be simply socialist.

[DS1]

6. and btw, save some for the teens that come later at night

call it nose candy

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Ha.

No way. BoyMidlo's best friend was arrested yesterday for stealing GPS devices out of cars. I was with his mom when the police showed up and it was so obvious that this kid was covering for someone.

I about had heart failure thinking it was my son, but it wasn't. I think I need to let up on my son a little bit. He's a much better kid than I give him credit for...even though I found a homemade bong in his room. :eyes:

So, no nose candy. We're going to have a fire in the fireplace outside and grill and such. I don't get many kids anymore. Used to get 300 or more, but now there are many other places for them to hit up, so if I get 50, it's a lot.

[LostinVA]

7. gag

[Parche]

8. Trick or Treat meanie

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I'm giving out cigarettes and Dixie Cups filled with bongwater. n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I did that last year. Try to keep up.

:rofl:

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Damn. I am losing my originality.

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

12. That's three servings of flaming poo I'm doling out to Loungers this Halloween.

[flvegan]

14. This year, I'm letting them in the gate BEFORE I let the pitbulls out.

The trick on you is a treat for me.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Ha. You'll love this.

This morning at breakfast, there was a story on the news about pitbulls and BabyMidlo started going on and on about how pitbulls ar just as nice as any other kind of dog, that the people who train them to be mean are the problem.

From a 12yo.


:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

18. Just wait, we'll have all of your kids indoctrinated in no time.

:D

[mikeytherat]

16. Will you at least give them fair warning with a, "Smithers, release the hounds"?

"You're what? What? Selling lightbulbs? Keen on Jesus? Worried about the whales? Out with it! Oh, say neighbor, I notice you have running shoes on...that's a good thing."

mikey_the_rat

[sasquatch]

17. I'll be telling the kids funny anecdotes about you and your family

:P

[bridgit]

19. Sure, sprinkle shavings on cupcakes, tell the shiftless little wankers it's a new...

'kind of' coconut confection from China :thumbsup:

[nickgutierrez]

20. Right. "Oatmeal."

:puke:

[Flaxbee]

21. that's just disgusting... how do you come up with these ideas?

:shrug:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Midlodemocrat]

22. I don't sleep.

You do realize I'm kidding, right? The Ped Egg shavings are an ongoing joke.