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Mon Oct-27-08 01:49 PM
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A cabbie picks up a Nun..... |
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A cabbie picks up a Nun..
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: First, you have to be single and secondly, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK...... My name is George and I'm going to a Halloween party!' :rofl:
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Mon Oct-27-08 01:50 PM
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1. the version I heard was much dirtier |
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Mon Oct-27-08 01:50 PM
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Mon Oct-27-08 01:53 PM
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with something else :wink:
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Mon Oct-27-08 02:03 PM
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6. It's certainly spicier. |
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the R-rated version is more to my liking, too. :evilgrin:
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Mon Oct-27-08 01:55 PM
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4. Heard that one before, but in a more R-rated version. |
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You'd think the cabbies would've learned by now, wouldn't you? :P
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Mon Oct-27-08 01:57 PM
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