It's a dark and rainy night, you are in a creepy old house, some of your friends are missing...

[MrScorpio]

The lights are going out and you are armed only with a flashlight that has weak batteries.

The question is, do you leave the house or do you go into the basement to look for your missing friends?

[NewJeffCT]

1. Nothing good is going to come from going into the basement

so, I'll say, "screw you guys, I'm going home"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEKTSO1scaI

[MrScorpio]

2. Kick

:kick:

[DarkTirade]

3. What kind of friends?

If it's really good friends, or friend with benefits who happen to be really hot, then yeah, I probably would. If not... meh. They can take care of themselves. :P

[Liberal_in_LA]

4. leave the house, get a good flashlight from the car, maybe get a neighbor to come with you

[Lucian]

5. I'd go down to the basement and kick some demon ass.

[Drunken Irishman]

6. Have sex with the hot blonde girl who has been playing hard to get all night.

Then when we're done, we'd smoke a little bud.

"What's that shadow out in the hall?"

"I..I don't see anything."

"Hm, must've been Charley. Charley, you ass!"

"Go get me a beer!"

"No, I'm cold and naked."

"I'll give you head..."

"Deal. I'll be right back!"

Out into the hall the shadows creep...

[moriah]

7. I would leave, but that's why I'm not in any horror movies.

Someone at work asked me which kind of movie I liked best, comedy or horror.

"There is a difference?"

[MrSlayer]

8. I'm out of there.

Of course, my friends wouldn't be stupid enough to go off on their own in a strange situation.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. They might not be stupid enough to go off on their own, but they still couldn't catch The Warriors.

:P

[deucemagnet]

9. Why in the fuck would they go into the basement?

Open the basement door and yell, "Yo, dudes! The lights are out and we're leaving." Your ass is covered, and they probably aren't down there, unless this is one of those rare demonic haunted house things. If it is a rare haunted house deal, well, they're fucked already, so you should probably proceed to the nearest exit anyway.

[machI]

10. Because one of them has the grass, and the other two are the biggest heads in the group

I'm heading for the basement 'cause that's where the action is.

[blueraven95]

11. leave the house

and go find help.

[Inchworm]

12. I'd go in the basement

I'd send in the camera crew first, naturally. :D

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

14. I set up a soundstage and film a movie!

[flvegan]

15. I'd go out to the car, remove the battery and the two headlights and their wiring

as well as the tire iron and the gun I keep in the glovebox.

I'd wire the lights to the battery, which would pretty much illuminate the entire first floor all night. I'd wait for whatever is hiding in the basement to come get me. When Jason/Myers/Rufus Firefly comes looking for me, I blow a hole the size of a barn door out the back of his head with a .45 Black Talon. THEN I go look for my friends in the morning.

[amitten]

18. Time to lay off the 'roids, buddy.

:rofl:

(I personally would just call the cops...)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

16. other

I would make a run for my car and would twist my ankle right before reaching the locked door.... As I fall to the ground I drop my keys which go flying... I look back at the house and a couple of insane lunatics with chainsaws are coming at me... I manage to get up just in time to leap toward my car keys and make it around to the passenger side door... I get the key in, turn the key and the alarm goes off! The stunned chainsaw killers stop for a moment while I jump in the car - I smash the lock down and move to the drivers side - the alarm wont stop! I finally manage to get the alarm to stop and drop my keys on the dark floorboard... I hear the chainsaws rev... I am looking for the keys as the chainsaw hits the top of the car and begins shredding the metal... I find the keys and put the key in the ignition... the chainsaw is beginning to crack the glass and one of the crazy guys has jumped on the hood of the car and is kicking my windshield... The key turns and the car makes that sick noise of a car sure not to start. The next kick shatters the windshield... The engine turns over and I floor it... The chainsaw guy crashes through the windshield and is thrown to the back seat...

Is he:

A) Dead

B) Pissed off

[BarenakedLady]

17. Have sex with the hot guy

Right before he gets an axe imbedded into his cranium.