Found on the internets. Discuss.

[Ptah]

"I have a three year back log of data and information, that I need to get post on my web site.
I hope that in the end. I will be able to get it all posted. When I have it all finished.
Understand what gravity is. Know what a wormhole is.
How gravity interacts with a wormhole and allow you to manipulate gravity. And.
You should be able to go out in your back yard and build the equipment need to form a wormhole.
Not only form a wormhole but be able to use it to manipulate gravity.
Use it in a way that is safe and practical. Produce electricity. Run your car or truck off of gravity."

[Swede]

1. It sounds almost too good to be true.

nt

[Ptah]

6. It does sound a bit dream-like

[pokerfan]

33. Even cooler...

http://www.csicop.org/si/2007-01/fringe.html">Vacuum energy, the solution to all of our ills.

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. link?

what? No pictures of the grand ideas?

Gravity! I think it's important to remember this Dave Barry quote:

“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”

And, more importantly, especially in regard to the person who needs to get three years of gravity backlog online, this Barry quote...

“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. And yet the so-called 'federal government' does nothing!”



:P

[Ptah]

Check your Inbox

[Mutley]

3. Why do so many science-types write like they never took an English class in their lives?

Not YOU turtlensue! :loveya:

[Ptah]

7. And also, why are sunflowers so tall?

[Mutley]

9. Holy moly!

:o

[TZ]

48. You think this person is a science type?

I think someone went off their meds and watched one too many episodes of Star Trek?:crazy:

How did we go from the Hadron Collider is gonna create wormholes and destroy teh earth to now use wormholes to power your car? I swear the internet is a bit of a loony bin...

[Jamastiene]

4. Far out, man.

I'd love to have a car that runs on gravity and the more you weigh, the faster you can go. Right now, I could go 15 lbs. faster than the average. My car would RAWK! Woot! :woohoo:

Oh, wow, that would be cool.

[Ptah]

8. for sure!

[Jamastiene]

13. If I ever perfect my chilli recipe, I could beat anyone in racing.

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Oh! So LaraMN updated her blog finally.

Heh heh.

Hi Lara!

:hi:

[Ptah]

10. Thanks for the large *hmm hmm hmm*

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Anything for you, my dear. Enjoy!

:hug:

[Ptah]

39. I have a dream

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Awww.

Some day, when you come to visit me waaay up here, I'll take you to that exact spot.

:hug:

[Ikonoklast]

11. Larry The Truck Driver

Interesting guy.

Completely bonkers.

http://www.ufoworkshop.0catch.com

[Ptah]

12. Completely.

[Ikonoklast]

15. Posts on DU

As a driver myself, this part is completely correct.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=180&topic_id=54322&mesg_id=54322

His website is a hoot.

[redqueen]

52. If they can do that, they can get those damn DRE's to work properly.

x(

[crispini]

14. Lee Mercer gets scientific?

:shrug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. Ah! there ARE pictures!

Wormhole!!



then...




moving on...



Then things start getting DEEP!




and DEEPER!




And DEEPER DEEPER DEEPER!





Until it's suddenly revealed the wormhole is nothing but a tin can and a mirror :cry:





:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Ptah]

18. I like pictures.

Steam:



Anti-gravity stacking device:



Frictionless topography:

[pokerfan]

35. cut "hear"

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Yeah, I'm really gonna trust the science of someone who can't even use language.

And not just use it badly - but, seriously, this is the kind of grammatical idiocy that the insane and mentally unstable use.

It's weird, but it's true - the insane have a very different style of poor English usage than normal people who are simply pisspoor with their English usage.

[Ptah]

19. I'm sure he has transcended science. And. Langua.ge

[Ikonoklast]

20. "Word Salad" or to be precise, Schizophasia

Unfortunately, I have first hand experience with that particular affliction.

Once exposed to it, you can recognize it fairly quickly.

[Generic Brad]

21. This is too profound for the internet

It belongs on the "Interned" instead.

<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[Ptah]

23. Darkest before the dawn

[DarkTirade]

22. We already use gravity to create power.

They're called hydroelectric dams. :)

[Ptah]

25. Google Fort Peck.

Now that's a dam.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Peck_Dam

[DarkTirade]

36. Damn.

:P

[crim son]

26. Ahhh. You've found my husband's website.

I'm only sort of kidding.

[Ptah]

27. mmmmm wood

:blush:

[crim son]

28. You like?

Me too.

[Ptah]

29. P. S.

Saddened to hear of your loss.

Here's me with Mom, Grandma and Great Grandma.



:hug:

[crim son]

32. You know what's odd, Ptah?

I think I'm starting to recognize you as a baby, a child, and a somewhat younger man. :hug: Here is me and my mother. I love this picture because I know what Mom's thinking. WTF? Heh.

[Ptah]

34. I see your adult self in your mother's face.

[crim son]

37. THAT's a lovely picture.

And your mother doesn't look horrified.

[Redstone]

30. Insanity doesn't prevent anyone from buying a computer.

Redstone

[Ptah]

31. Insanity has rarely prevented anything

Ptah

[Tuesday Afternoon]

38. I bet it was written by this guy ...

[TennesseeDem]

41. Well, I just found my new Facebook picture.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

46. yeah,,,go for it! and welcome to DU

Isn't it a scream? :)

[bridgit]

42. I'm working on mine already! I had a chance to draw a parrot with an eye patch & pirate hat on...

you know, to become an artist; or send off for these really cool plans to make this thing, see!

When I first started to make it or build it or whatever, I knew it would be way too big. So I made a tiny one mostly from stuff I got at Lowe's & Home Depot which is cool cause I like the self check out aisle :thumbsup:

The DVD that came with it said the machine had something to do with gravity, or maybe wormholes I forget; but the point is is that they were right. Cause one day I flipped a switch, kinda by accident cause I was bending over and bumped it with my ass; and it sucked a peanut-butter & jelly on sourdough sammich I was holding right out of my hand and into this little ball of light bout the size of a golf ball just pulsing away there to beat the band, so...

I'm going to put my machine behind a paddle wheel that I'm hooking to a generator, I think that's what they're called; but then when I'm done with the check out stuff (there's like 400 pages of flip this flip that check for blinking light round & round stuff it's way harder than stereo instructions :( but I'll get it :)) I'm going to flip that switch again and, I would think, peanut-butter & jelly sammich's would soon be whizzing past slapping my paddles and turning my generator then voila!!

E-lectricity production!! In my backyard!! Just like the guy in your OP says. Thank you, Ptah, my faith is renewed :headbang:

[Ptah]

43. Plans first, steel next.

Contact

[bridgit]

49. agree 110%

:)

[harmonicon]

44. I ran a truck on gravity once

I was about 3 years old and my mom was on the phone. I told my sister that we were going for a drive. We went out into the driveway and got into the pickup truck, with me in the driver's seat. I released the parking brake, and powered by gravity alone, drove the truck straight onto our neighbour's lawn across the street. I didn't even need a worm hole to do it.

[Ptah]

45. Don't come running to me if you break your leg

[Blue_Tires]

47. i think that's the same guy i ordered a time machine from

all it ever did was shock me...

[Ptah]

53. I lost anatomy to the one he sent to me.

Stand back.

More. Back up.

[Orsino]

50. Joe the Physicist.

Oh, he's not licensed to physic, but he dreams of someday buying gravity.

[bridgit]

51. Maybe he's been staying at a Holiday Inn Express lately...

:dunce:

[OrwellwasRight]

54. LOL. Brilliant. nt.

[Nevernose]

55. Meth is a hell of a drug.

Either meth, or a more permanent mental illness.

More importantly: can I use the wormhole to wipe my ass? Will I get my anus EXTRA clean if I use Wormhole Brand toilet paper?