If Billy Mays is in one more commercial...

[Shell Beau]

Seriously, do they pay this guy? He makes me NOT want to buy the stuff!!!! I just saw a commercial for some glue crap he is screaming to sell. :mad:

[rug]

1. He's selling health insurance now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d85T4OfqA

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2. If anything will get the attention of aliens

it's his amplified voice streaming across the universe.

[ashling]

3. Wait a minute, this guy is imprtant

Undecided voters are waiting to here who Billy is going to vote for.

I'M BILLY MAYES, AND I ENDORSE JOHN MCCAIN AND SARAH PALIN BECAUSE THEY ARE EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN I AM! ...

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE ....

VOTE NOW AND GET YOUR FREE (SHIPPING IS EXTRA) COPY OF THE 1ST SARAH PALIN ABRIDGED COPY OF THE CONSTITUTION:

ARTICLE TWO AND A HALF
I GET TO RUN THE SENATE AND REALLY GET IN THERE WITH THE SENATORS! YOU BETCHA!

1ST AMENDMENT
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY WHATEVER SCURRILOUS THING I WANT,
AND YOU DON'T, DON'TCHA KNOW.

SO ROBO CALL NOW! OPERATORS FROM THE N.S.A ARE ALREADY LISTENING ON YOUR LINE.

[applegrove]

4. I love Billy Mayes.

[TKolmsi]

5. I wish he'd let his hair go gray.

[OmahaBlueDog]

6. Billy Mayes here for Obama - Biden

Look how hard you have to work with McCain -- and nothing changes, but with Obama-Biden, the change just comes like magic.

..and with your Contribution of just $30, you'll not only get change, but this commemorative T-shirt...so order now!

(I really should have done it in all caps)

[busybl]

7. why must he scream?