Today's PSA from Midlo: Watermelon Children's Pepto Bismol

[Midlodemocrat]

is an adequate, albeit less than perfect, replacement for Gaviscon or Tums or Pepcid in the event you are stressing watching your candidate's election returns.

If, and I repeat IF, your family gives a rat's ass about you, they will leave you some fucking chewable rolaids in the event that some dumbass initially calls your fucking state for the opposition.


Tune in tomorrow.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. That sounds absolutely disgusting

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Better than heaving into the basil plant, freeper.

:rofl:

When the results first said that McLoser had won here, I was about to puke. I sent poor BabyMidlo on a search and destroy mission to find me some antacids, ANY FUCKING antacids to calm my stomach. :rofl:

They did the trick; Obama won.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I just consumed alcohol all night

That kept me nice and calm, until someone mentioned labradoodles. That set me off.

[flvegan]

3. Taking your kids' meds again I see.

Next stop, Mother of the Year :eyes:

[sasquatch]

6. HAHAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:

[Parche]

4. Just Take Metamucil Instead Next Time

Fa sh*tzel

Clean it all out..........:rofl: :woohoo: :hi: :hug: