I think that they should change how they do pre-employment drug tests

LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Nov-13-08 10:34 AM
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I think that they should change how they do pre-employment drug tests

They should take you into a dimly lit room, and have you sit on a nice comfy sofa.

The room should have some mellow music playing.

Then, you do 4 bong hits of some killer weed.

Then, they should have you wait 20 minutes.

If you can say "The Pointer Sisters" without laughing uncontrollably...you pass.

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