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Thu Nov-13-08 12:34 PM
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Because the economy is in the gutter - We are starting the War on Christmas early this year. |
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What will your efforts toward this important initiative be?
I am attending protest rallies for marriage equality and doing other things to further the gay agenda.
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Thu Nov-13-08 12:35 PM
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I don't have to do anything but light a Menorah, right?:D
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Thu Nov-13-08 12:40 PM
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3. Most excellent! Mazel Tov! |
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:13 PM
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35. Um, aren't you forgetting... |
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the traditional removing of the clothing for the sacred yoga?
PS Watch out for the candle wax. Just saying.
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:39 PM
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Now there's a Hanukkah tradition that my mother *somehow* forgot to tell me about......:rofl:
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Sat Nov-15-08 03:06 PM
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62. My wife is Jewish. My father in law once talked to me |
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Edited on Sat Nov-15-08 03:07 PM by old mark
about converting to Judaism. I told him I didn't believe in the religion I had been born with,or any other and he just said, well, OK, and never brought it up again. I do have a gold star of David that I will wear for the season, and say merry christmas to everyone, reagardless.
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Thu Nov-13-08 12:38 PM
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2. I am going to kiss all good looking mormon missionarys |
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when they come to the door
either that or make them fall off their bikes
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :hi:
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Thu Nov-13-08 12:40 PM
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4. Careful - they might LIKE it and never leave! |
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:10 PM
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5. apparently as a godless heathen |
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I'm supposed to be undoing Xmas altogether. But I'd rather just pretend it doesn't exist until after Thanksgiving. I'm so evil. :evilgrin:
Maybe I'll just tell everyone "Happy Holidays!" or "Merry Solstice!" ;)
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:14 PM
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:15 PM
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7. Shouldn't you be under a desk somewhere? |
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:18 PM
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:20 PM
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9. stealing Baby Jesuses from Nativity scenes from all over the country. Road trip. |
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:24 PM
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11. Let me know if your tour takes you to the OC |
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the baby Jesi are all over the place here!
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:27 PM
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13. hells women i'm going to start in the oc, first stop, Coto de Caza. |
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scaling the big gate, first stop is Vickies house.
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:36 PM
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16. Pick me up on your way! |
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Thu Nov-13-08 10:08 PM
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46. I still have Catholic University's from about 10 years ago... |
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General rule of thumb...don't set up a nativity scene outside of the building where the Greek-life students congregate...you might lose your Jesi (6 years in a row!)
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Sat Nov-15-08 10:08 AM
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Send pictures of the Jesi posed outside of strip joints, liquor stores and mosques to the owners.
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:21 PM
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10. I am mentally surveying the landscape in my home state of Connecticut |
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trying to figure out where rainbow flags might soon be flying -- maybe even before The Holiday That Shall Not be Named. :evilgrin:
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:25 PM
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:28 PM
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14. I'm putting up a fake tree. |
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My family informs me that I may as well suffocate the Baby Jesus in his crib, because this makes me a Christmas hating heathen.
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:37 PM
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I refuse to spend almost a Benjamin on a "freshly" cut tree.
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:36 PM
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15. I've kidnapped Josh Grobin. And if anyone wants to see him alive again... |
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...I want all his CDs destroyed and an agreement from all broadcasters and Muzak providers never to play his Christmas music ever again.
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:37 PM
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18. Wow, that is militant! |
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Thu Nov-13-08 11:32 PM
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:loveya:
Try to get the kid to a competent barber while he's in your custody. :P
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Thu Nov-13-08 01:59 PM
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I've had my Happy Holidays With Billy Idol cd on endless repeat since the day after Halloween. A modest effort but I've got my speakers in the windows facing the street and the volume turned up to 11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_5R1UiaO0U
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:08 PM
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Thu Nov-13-08 06:45 PM
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44. Yours go to 11? Mine only go to 10. |
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Yours are better than mine. :cry:
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:25 PM
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22. Christmas here in the DEEP SOUTH is going to suck. again. |
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There's not a chance of snow. All those songs like Let It Snow, etc.? They just depress me. It'll be sunny and 65 or 70 degrees.
Sucks.
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:26 PM
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I am not even sure the mountains near us will get snow in SoCal, since they were SO snowy last year.
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Thu Nov-13-08 03:01 PM
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25. Plus, nobody has any money to spend ... |
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:33 PM
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24. I'll be reading a Hannukah story during the children's sermon on a Sunday morning during Advent. |
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And reminding people that we DO HAVE Advent, and Christmas starts on December 25 and ends on January 5.
And wishing people "Happy Holidays!".
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Thu Nov-13-08 03:17 PM
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Thu Nov-13-08 03:06 PM
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26. My own nonbelief will keep them occupied... |
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...and give you a chance to take out Santa and the baby Jesus from behind.
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Thu Nov-13-08 03:18 PM
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29. You will fit well in the "distractor" role! |
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Thu Nov-13-08 03:13 PM
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27. We are decorating in a death theme this year |
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Our tree will be strung with skulls, skeletons, bats and spiders and the topper is a star made of bones. Dropkid is super stoked for xmas this year.
I won't be shopping on black Friday, I won't be spending more than $200 this December on stuff for Dropkid (her b-day is in december too), and, if I do somehow happen to land on a pile of money, I'm giving people donations in their names to planned parenthood (killing fetii, very war-like), cancer research (science baaaaad), and my local animal rescue league (animals have no souls, people need stuff).
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Thu Nov-13-08 03:19 PM
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30. I am requiring that you post photos of your "Tree of Death" |
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:06 PM
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31. Won't buy anyone any presents. No xmas cards |
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No decorations. I will buy food for the local food bank, but that's it.
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:38 PM
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38. That is actually an excellent idea. |
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Thu Nov-13-08 06:08 PM
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43. It does reduce the stress by a factor. n/t |
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:08 PM
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32. A group of us are liberating Santa's flying reindeer. |
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Soon, slaves no more, my animal friends.
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:39 PM
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40. Could you set the Easter Bunny free while you are at it? |
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:37 PM
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37. Donating even more food to one of our local homeless shelters |
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for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. :)
Oh, and I may send a Happy Holidays card to Bill-o. :silly:
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:41 PM
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42. I think Billo the Clown could use the pick me up! |
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Thu Nov-13-08 09:02 PM
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45. I will dress my Children in Gay Apparel |
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Although that designer shit costs an arm and a leg.....still, damned tasteful.....
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Thu Nov-13-08 11:20 PM
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49. Your dedication to the cause does not go unnoticed! |
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Thu Nov-13-08 10:10 PM
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47. I submit as Exhibit A: |
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The Baby Jesus Buttplug. http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.phpYou just can't make War on Christmas louder than THAT. :patriot:
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Thu Nov-13-08 10:15 PM
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They're out of their minds.
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Thu Nov-13-08 11:39 PM
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52. I'm only celebrating the Solstice |
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where we'll affirm our devotion to satan and eat a few babies at the feast. :9
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Thu Nov-13-08 11:41 PM
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53. Have you tried the babies in a bearnaise sauce? |
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they are absolutely delicious that way.
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Thu Nov-13-08 11:47 PM
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hellfire is useful for that - but thanks for the tip! :D
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:48 PM
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59. I was thinking of doing the cajun blackened thing next. |
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Just to mix it up a bit!
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Sun Nov-16-08 12:20 AM
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63. If you don't care for bearnaise, |
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there's always hollandaise, bolognese and marinara sauces? With the bolognese and marinara sauces, they are especially great with shredded parmesean cheese.
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Thu Nov-13-08 11:42 PM
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54. I'm going to sell incredibly tacky and gaudy decorations to people with no taste. |
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... actually I'm gonna do that anyway, that's what I get a paycheck to do. :P
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Thu Nov-13-08 11:51 PM
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56. Make sure you say "Happy Holidays" to them. |
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Thu Nov-13-08 11:58 PM
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57. I will participate in the War on Christmas by continuing my War on Festivus. |
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Well, at least my War on Lame Festivus Jokes. It stopped being funny five years ago. Now it's just annoying, and you should be damned to an eternity of Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing "Little Drummer Boy" for saying, "Well, *I'm* celebrating Festivus this year! Hehehe." and then smiling like you said something extremely clever when in fact you've made me long for for a painful twitching and drooling death for either you or myself, it doesn't really matter who, as long as it ends our conversation and at least one of us will be spared the pain of hearing that tired old pseudo-joke again. :rant:
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Sat Nov-15-08 10:01 AM
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The war on Christmas is serious business. We need to plan ahead. :P
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