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Sun Nov-23-08 09:24 PM
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:24 PM
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1. Hopefully slowly and painfully... |
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:27 PM
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2. Messily devoured by weasels |
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Or not. :P
I've never actually watched it.
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:30 PM
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3. Him and Chuck Norris will get into a fight. |
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They'll punch each other so hard that the earth will be destroyed in the process. Then they will continue fighting in space for all of eternity, until they get tired of punching each other and go up to Heaven and start kicking asses up there instead. Or before they can even throw a punch, Darth Vader will show up and slice them into sushi with his badass lightsaber.
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:32 PM
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4. Fall off a tall building. |
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:33 PM
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No way. He's not mortal. He's survived multiple nuclear explosions, germ warfare, torture, gassing, and he's been resurrected after his death once already.
If they want to kill him, they're going to have to bring in Christopher Lambert to lop of his head with a sword.
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:50 PM
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7. and drive a stake through his heart |
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since he's also a vampire
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Sun Nov-23-08 10:58 PM
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Jack is uber-immortal, so losing his head will mean nothing. He'll just attach it back with a needle and thread or Scotch tape.
Besides, Connor MacLeod already lost his head to fellow clansman Duncan.
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:49 PM
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6. Doh! I knew that there was something I planned to watch tonight |
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I'm so used to ignoring Fox on Sunday nights because of Family Guy that I just got into the habit.
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:51 PM
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Sun Nov-23-08 10:12 PM
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9. He'll die of the same thing every other television hero dies of |
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Low Ratings.
You know it will happen some day.
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Sun Nov-23-08 10:13 PM
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10. I will personally stab him to death 558 times with a fork. |
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Sun Nov-23-08 10:58 PM
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13. Fork? Try a spork. Irony is higher. |
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Sun Nov-23-08 10:48 PM
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12. Cancer (from radiation exposure in S2 and maybe 4). nt |
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Sun Nov-23-08 11:01 PM
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15. If I ask who Jack Bauer is |
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Will I my ass be in a sling?
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Sun Nov-23-08 11:06 PM
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16. He will try to steal the Orb of Atlantis from Indiana Jones. |
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Sun Nov-23-08 11:10 PM
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He's always with the yelling and the screaming....
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Mon Nov-24-08 12:04 AM
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18. Will burn up from sheer intensity. nt |
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