If I see the "Extenze" commercial one more time, I will perform seppuku on myself.

[Borgnine]

It sucks being an insomniac. Why? Because every damn night it's the same thing.

Smug Smugley: "Male enhancement. Five years ago few believed that this simple capsule could make a man larger. There was a lot of skepticism that a simple capsule could do such an amazing thing. A capsule that could make a man larger?" (Bemused scoff)

Blinky McBlinkerson: "That's because the key ingredients in Extenze has been scientifically proven to increase the size..." (Tries to be sexy) "...of that certain part of a man's body."

I really shouldn't watch late night television with a samurai sword by my side.

[ChoralScholar]

1. Here's a nice informative on Seppuku

because you KNOW the Extenze commercial is just around the corner...

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/seppuku.htm

[JVS]

2. YES! NINJAS!

[JVS]

3. uh oh

http://www.ghostsaliens.net/

[Deja Q]

19. Is that anything like Sudoku?

:hide:

[Systematic Chaos]

4. Lipozene is even worse.

That blond ho who just stands there asking if you suffer from "excess bawwwwwwwdddddyyyyyyyy feeeeaaaaaaaaatttttttttt" just makes me want to bumrush the fucking TV screen and send her flying back to the "Obesity Research Institute".

ARRRRRRRGH!!

[redqueen]

9. Oh yeah, that's the worst.

What makes me want to write angry letters is the term "body fat"? What does that even mean?! x(

[RadiationTherapy]

13. There is also head-fat.

S'true

[redqueen]

15. Since when is the head not part of the body?

It makes no sense!

[RadiationTherapy]

16. OFF WITH HER HEAD!!

Honestly, RQ, you should know this.

[boilerbabe]

5. do like we did--get your cable disconnected, nn/t

[DarkTirade]

8. I've never actually owned my own TV.

And every now and then I'm reminded of why. :)

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

6. It's better than the commercials with that hideous zombie

"Smilin' Bob." That horrific death-mask rictus of his, and his completely disgusting "wife" bring near-vomiting every time I see them, Those are the most completely nauseating things I have seen in my life.

[Beer Snob-50]

11. I find the Smilin Bob commericials somewhat humorous!

It is just so over the top, it is good.

btw, I thank all these companies for caring about my small package.

[leeroysphitz]

7. Who else would you perform ritual suicide on? n/t

[FloridaJudy]

10. Thank you for reminding me

Of why I don't own a working television. Well, I have one, but not satellite/cable, which means I get two fuzzy channels and won't even have those when they convert next year. As long as I can get Olbermann and "Lost" on the web, and everything else via Netflix, I'm not going to bother, either.

[meegbear]

12. it's "that CERTAIN part of a man's body" ...

eyes slighty bug out on 'certain'.

Makes you miss Smilin' Bob!

[zanne]

14. Samurai Dry Cleaner!

Jim Belushi was an excellent samurai. (Well, somebody brought up the subject of seppuku; how could I not mention Jim Belushi)?

[Initech]

17. Those commercials always crack me up.

Not only do they say the same thing every time but I personally believe that if you're stupid enough to buy pills off of the TV without seeing a doctor first that you deserve whatever side effects you get.

[BlueIris]

18. I hate those vile commercials. Ever watched the "super-extended" version? Sick-making.

They hire a bunch of out-of-work adult film actresses to "discuss" how crappy their sex lives were with men who were only modestly endowed. Disturbing. It's like every bad stereotype about women, men and sex piled into one ten minute spot, designed to play on the worst kind of male insecurities and augmented with really bad acting.

[FloridaJudy]

20. There's only one possible answer a compassionate woman

Can give to the inevitable male question: "Huge! Positively enormous!!"

And guys? How smart do you have to be to figure out that "Of course those pants don't make you look fat!" is the male equivalent?

[CreekDog]

21. does that work better than Extenze?

:rofl:

[ieoeja]

22. My latest hated commercial: Halls.

Guy walks into an empty elevator then stops right in the doorway. As four more people have to squeeze by him to get into the elevator because he won't make room, *HE* gets visibly annoyed at *THEM*. He then places a Halls into his mouth which magically slams everyone against the wall while he laughs at their flattened bodies.

What's the point of that commercial? Halls is for assholes?