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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 09:31 AM
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Thanksgiving Divorce


A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."




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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 09:41 AM
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1. LOL!
But I wish we could get rid of ours during the holidays. If we told them we were going out of town they'd come rob us.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 09:43 AM
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2. HA!
I like that one! :)
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 09:54 AM
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:rofl: Sent this far and wide. Good one! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 10:03 AM
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4. thanks
you have a good one too :)
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