Very important Sunday morning Public Service Announcement

[LeftyFingerPop]

1) Safety guard removed from table saw? Check.

2) Extremely dull blade installed in table saw? Check.

3) Dull blade not tightened down properly, causing it to wobble severely? Check.

4) Workshop floor doused with water to make it nice and slippery? Check.

5) Put on sneakers that you have had since 1972 with no tread to increase chance of falling? Check.

6) Eyeglasses removed so you can't see a goddamn thing? Check.

7) Entire 5th of whiskey chugged without taking a breath? Check.

Congratulations! You are now ready to start your Sunday woodworking project by cutting some wood on your table saw. Remember guys, good safety practices are for pussies.

[taterguy]

1. Thank you for that helpful information

:yourock:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. ...

[taterguy]

3. . . .

:hug:

[Tom Kitten]

4. Uh oh

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. What are you trying to tell me?

[Tom Kitten]

7. Just that I love you, dude

[taterguy]

6. This is not the "What's For Dinner" thread

You posted your reply in the wrong place

[Tom Kitten]

8. I'm well aware of that

I just finished off my 48 pack of 16 ouncers and now it's time for breakfast! But first, I hear the bathroom calling...

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STUFF???????

I don't like the looks of that!! :rofl:

[rcrush]

12. What are you eating?

That looks sooooo groooosssssss.

[Deja Q]

10. Are you talking about cats or female body parts?

:yoiks:

[Jamastiene]

11. Your checklist in fairly good, but incomplete.

8) Anti-kickback device disabled? Check.

9) Push stick thrown in fireplace or trash? Check.

10) Saved sawdust from last project spread all around table saw for maximum slipperiness? Check.

11) Fence nice and loose so boards that are too large to fit can be jammed through? Check.

I'm sure there are more, but those are just a few that I noticed missing.