I ordered matcom's Christmas gift today.

[Midlodemocrat]

I think he's going to really like it.

He's taking an interest in cooking, so I thought this was perfect.

It's a My First Kenmore Stove.

[Mrs.Matcom]

1. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

:rofl: :spray:

[DS1]

2. send it to my house first

I'll cut little feet holes in the front so he can be warm through winter

and be closer to the pans

[Mrs.Matcom]

3. Stop it!!! Can't breathe...

laughing too hard...

[matcom]

4. That's better than the Thomas Kinkade Painted Gas Tank DS1 Got For My Motorcycle

:eyes:

He knows NOTHING about 'street cred' x(

Can I have this instead?



Mrs Matcom won't let me do laundry :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Actually, DS1 and I were planning to get you the entire kitchen.

We're givers like that.

[matcom]

6. if you REALLY cared

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I was saving that for the big 4-0 celebration in March.

[matcom]

8. who is going to win 4-0?

:shrug:

little early for the Red Sox dontcha think?

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Your BIRTHDAY, doofus. Obama is going to make it a National Holiday!

Free mojitos for everyone!!!

[matcom]

12. I'm only going to be 24

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Not what you said in the TGIF getting carded thread, Hitler.

[jmowreader]

9. Well dude...

After all her white panties came out BLUE because you washed them with your new jeans, do you blame her?

[Gormy Cuss]

11. I thought those $6 breasts were his present.

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