David Caruso, why do you have to suck?

[varkam]

:dramaticsunglassesremoval:

David Caruso, I defended you to others when you were on NYPD Blue. I even stuck up for your performance in Jade, David Caruso. But David Caruso, answer me this - why do you have to suck so bad in CSI: Miami? Why? Normally, the more experience people get at their jobs the better of a job they are able to do. Apparently, David Caruso, in your universe, laws of psychology are turned upside down and you just keep getting worse and worse. I bet by this time next year, you're literally going to be shooting scenes with the script in your hand.

I'm done with you, David Caruso.

[Jamastiene]

1. Watch out! Calleigh is going to kick yer ass for picking on Horatio.

:hide:

[DS1]

2. He's filling a role

that is: be a suck magnet so all the CSI suck can be focused into one of the shows, so that the others may live. Basically he's the runt of CSI


I don't watch those crap shows, but that's my guess

[varkam]

5. I think that's probably it, even though CSI New York sucks pretty hard, too.

And I like Gary Sinease.

[old mark]

3. I thought the worst actor I ever saw was John Saxon,

Then I saw David Caruso.

He runs the range of emotions from A to B.

He is stiff - he is wooden - he is terrible - he is convionced he is great.

"Sucks" about sums it up.

His show has undressed beautiful people, great locations, expensive cars, technical glitz and a theme by The Who and is still sucks thanks to YOU, David.
There should be an award for this - Greatest suckage by a male lead - The Davey.


mark

[Debi]

4. Mmmm I wake up in the middle of the night just to watch CSI- Miami

I :loveya: Caruso.