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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 01:05 AM
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I think my son is trying to kill me.
Edited on Sat Dec-06-08 01:05 AM by Breeze54
:P

Last night he came home from his 2nd job with "real" Italian pizza dough
and made "pepperoni bites" that were as big as my size 7 foot and then
tonight he came home with "real" pizza dough from the same source and
made "home made pizza". I just asked him if he was trying to kill me!!

Tastes great but I was up and down all night with the 'hairy urps!! :P

This time, I had a very small slice with half a slice of pepperoni.

BUT I LOVE pepperoni but it doesn't like me anymore. :(
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Sidney J Mussburger Donating Member (448 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 01:41 AM
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1. I think you left out the part where he tried to stab you after you ate the pizza
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 03:19 AM
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2. ...with one of those round bladed pizza cutters.....
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 04:01 AM
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4. With the serrated edges... except
he won't get his inheritance, if that happens.

I specifically spelled out, no serrated pizza cutters, as cause of death! :P

:rofl:
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 03:58 AM
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3. LOL !! But I replaced all those with plastic pizza rollers!
:P

Good pizza but it was killing me and no cheese, to boot!

WTH kind of pizza is that! :P
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