You passed away today, would anyone find your body before your pets ate you?

[MrScorpio]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Nope.

Eventually somebody at my work would notice I wasn't around, but I have three cats...

[Debi]

2. Yes, only b/c Debi Jr. is here w/me

now if both of us were to die...the dog would start chowing before the bodies were cold. x(

[SeattleGirl]

3. If I hadn't fed them before I died, I'd definintely be pet food.

Damned scavengers!

[XemaSab]

4. Dogs don't eat their owners

n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Au contraire...

http://edition.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/05/15/austria.dog/index.html

[XemaSab]

6. I'm screwed!

:o

[MrScorpio]

7. Dogs REALLY have to be starving before they go there

Cats, on the other hand, have been known to have at a corpse within a day or two

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. There are two reasons why cats won't wait:

1. They will eat only fresh meat.
2. They always think they are starving.

[greendog]

8. Oh Yeah?

Marie Provost: "She was a winner, that became the doggies dinner" ~ Nick Lowe


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLSGmeNfxkA&feature=related

[harmonicon]

10. sure they do

it's "dog math". I figure that's the one mathematical calculation which all dogs can do. That is, "will this person give me more food over a longer period of time than if I killed them and feasted on them for a few weeks?"

[crim son]

9. Only if I passed away before six.

Then nobody would come by until tomorrow evening around six or seven.