LostinVA
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:18 PM
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Actually, we are. It's past time to get one written up.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:33 PM
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LostinVA
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:39 PM
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5. Goplay with your Urine-Be-Gone blacklight, Attila |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:40 PM
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10. Lemme tell you. That shit don't work for shit. |
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or pee.
:rofl:
I hate dogs.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:45 PM
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It's like $10 a gallon, and it works at least as well on pee as anything else I've tried. Except bleach, but you can't bleach everything.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:36 PM
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LostinVA
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:38 PM
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4. Ha! Actually, I think it is in a way! |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:37 PM
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3. I am on my third will. |
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No shit. I'm always rewriting.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:41 PM
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13. Make sure you leave me something nice |
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We're just doing the "sweetheart clause" will, will an addendum specifying a few things, specifically the pets.
Haruka and I are leaving you Mick, so you can see what a REAL smart hedring dog is like.
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Sun Dec-07-08 09:50 PM
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I just picked up a crate for Jessie...just in case.
And remember when you wanted a sheltie?:mad:
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Sun Dec-07-08 10:15 PM
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32. Talk to the wife, Missy |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:42 PM
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14. And, $50,000 to Midlodemocrat just, well, just because. |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:47 PM
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23. That'll buy a helluva alot of pens |
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Sun Dec-07-08 09:51 PM
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29. I have you slated for whatever is left of my wine of the month game. |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:39 PM
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6. The important thing is insurance. But not too much, you don't want to give the trophy wife ideas. |
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Which reminds me, has anybody seen flvegan lately? I'm a little short. :evilgrin:
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:41 PM
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12. I sent him a package from Omaha Steaks for Christmas. You should be hearing from the lawyer shortly. |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:42 PM
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17. The lawyer can handle his bail without me. |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:44 PM
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20. That's a present I would LOVE |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:43 PM
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18. Seriously -- there's this fishing kayak she wants |
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She may try to smother me with the cat while I sleep (who often sleeps next to my pillow, and will thus fool the Police).
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Sun Dec-07-08 10:21 PM
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34. Actually, I would really like a bass boat |
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Edited on Sun Dec-07-08 10:21 PM by haruka3_2000
Wait, make that my own Grady White for CT.
With some life insurance money...hmm...
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Sun Dec-07-08 10:19 PM
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33. Pfft...I'm getting my life insurance license in a couple months |
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I'm soooo selling her life insurance.
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Sun Dec-07-08 10:22 PM
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35. Haruka: Life Insurance Salesman. |
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Sun Dec-07-08 10:25 PM
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36. Seriously, the stories I could tell about the life insurance field... |
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The best was the dude trying to get life insurance with suicidal tendencies and homicidal fantasies. He got declined.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:39 PM
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7. I have a living will.. |
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It just basically says do not resuscitate and leaves all belongings to my mother.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:44 PM
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19. I have one, too, but it says... |
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Edited on Sun Dec-07-08 08:53 PM by Kutjara
..."Do everything you can to bring me back, up to, including and beyond bankrupting your sorry asses, or I will come back and haunt you to the end of your days. I don't care if I'm missing my head and all my internal organs, you still will not switch off the machine. You may not like me alive, but let me assure you, you will definitely not like me dead. To be clear, I will not be one of those moaning, wistful 'oh-woe-is-me' ghosts. I will be a force of nature. You've seen Poltergeist and the Amityville Horror? Those are Disney matinee movies compared to what I will do to you if you let me down. All my love, K"
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Sun Dec-07-08 09:54 PM
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:46 PM
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22. I have/had one p-- Haruka will legally be in charge of that with me and knows my wishes |
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It's a good thing to have.
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Sun Dec-07-08 09:56 PM
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31. I used to use my lovers as the benefactors |
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Edited on Sun Dec-07-08 09:57 PM by Roon
but I have gone through two lovers in the last five years...so now I just use my Mother.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:40 PM
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8. Fuckin' Ayn Randian objectivist materialist fucks. |
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Edited on Sun Dec-07-08 08:41 PM by Rabrrrrrr
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Being a progressive is not about having a will, but about having a vision and teamwork and capacity to empathize with the suffering.
But, what the hell. Go ahead and get your will.
Have fun ruling the world, John Galt.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:42 PM
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:wtf:
feeling cranky.....again?
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:50 PM
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25. Get it? Having a will - Ayn Rand - triumph of the will and so forth? |
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I think that what I wrote is fucking hilarious and obnoxiously clever of me.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:57 PM
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27. The operative word is "obnoxious" |
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:40 PM
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9. Good for you. It's time and energy well-spent |
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too many people don't take the time to get it done and it's so worthwhile, in terms of peace of mind, to get those details figured out ahead of time. You don't want to be dealing with NOT having one after a loved one has passed away.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:41 PM
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11. Now you're getting serious |
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I love the way you love each other.
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Sun Dec-07-08 08:52 PM
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26. We were thinking about the pets and our cars and a few other things |
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Especially if something happened to us together. We love our pets, and want to make sure they're taken care of. And, we would have a little money to give to someone, like her sister and my niece and nephew. Plus, I don't want an open casket and other icky things.
And, if God forbid but what is probable, one of us dies before the other (probably me because of the age difference), there's enough life insurance, etc. to help the other one.
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Sun Dec-07-08 10:45 PM
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37. Cool, remember........ |
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the "private" tapes go to me.
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Mon Dec-08-08 12:12 AM
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38. Ok, who you're willing your wii to? nt |
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