Suppose you are having a beer with God

[LuckyTheDog]

After you get past the small talk and get him loosened up a bit, what would you want to ask?

Here is my question: "So... dinosaurs... what was THAT all about?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur

I mean, really. What WAS that all about?

[mcctatas]

1. mine....

"Jerry Fallwell, not one of yours, right?"

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Why did you do that to me?

Assuming that there was a God.

[LuckyTheDog]

3. And, being God and all...

... I suppose he'd know what "that" was.

[JVS]

6. As a frequent reader of this board, I know what "that" is.

She is referring to the late MrGrumpy, unless I'm mistaken.

[krispos42]

4. Wednesday's winning powerball numbers

Nothing I have questions about outranks $35 million.




If that didn't work, I'd ask him if there were other intelligent, space-faring species in our Galaxy. And if any religion at all has a clue about what His Will is.

[coyotespaw]

5. I wouldn't bother asking questions

I'd just start smacking the shit out of him. I'd point out that if this is the best he's capable of, that he doesn't deserve his job, and he'd better let someone more competent take over for him.