Danger Mouse
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:00 PM
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A couple of weirdos are planning a 'Halo-themed' wedding with Master Chief as the uh...priest... |
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http://www.destructoid.com/halo-themed-wedding-dramamine-abuse-this-love-story-has-it-all-114607.phtml#commentWhat the hell is wrong with people? How can these oddballs find each other, and I never have any luck? Huh?? There's something inherently unfair about all of this. I'm putting in a complaint! :grr:
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:04 PM
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1. My sons would be ecstatic over something like this |
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except they are 11 and 7 years old.
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:07 PM
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2. I'm a HUGE gamer nerd but this just makes me shake my head sadly. |
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And please, give your sons more credit, I somehow think even they would realize how tacky this truly is. :P
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:12 PM
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5. ok to be fair, neither are planning their nuptials at the moment. |
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I just asked my 7 year old after reading the article to him what he thought. I was told he did not think this was cool. *relief*
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:07 PM
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3. It's a good thing that The Sanctity of Marriage is protected from The Gays. |
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Otherwise The Happy Couple's Halo-themed nuptuals might somehow be cheapened.
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:10 PM
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4. Yes, if the evil homogays had their way, Master Chief AND Baby Jesus would be weeping. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:17 PM
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6. I'm going to use this to drive my mom nuts by suggesting my sis anf SO could do that |
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:19 PM
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7. Go for it. I think it should be a national craze. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:21 PM
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8. That doesn't seem fair at all. |
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Pick up a form 42B and file a grievance with the management!
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:27 PM
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I think a lot of us have legitimate grievances here.
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:48 PM
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10. {{{{sigh}}}} Florida - of course. |
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Some days I suspect that someone tried to pick up the US by grabbing Washington State, and all the loose screws dropped down here.
At first I thought "Halo" was some sort of angel thing - which is creepy in a Thomas Kincaide sort of way - but a videogame wedding?
Of course, I should talk. If anyone offered to marry me on the set of "Firefly", I'd start sewing my dress in a minute. Hmmm: I wonder if any of Inarra's gowns can be altered...
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:53 PM
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11. No offense, but what is wrong with Florida? |
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Whenever there's some sort of bizarre story about stupid human behavior, it seems to come from Florida 9 times out of 10. :P
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Sat Dec-13-08 07:08 PM
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12. It's the heat. And the bugs. |
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They sap one's sanity.
Makes for a difficult existence, but some fine comic writers.
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Sat Dec-13-08 07:36 PM
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13. Clearly this is the greatest thing ever. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:18 PM
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18. Clearly we define greatness very differently. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 07:52 PM
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:06 PM
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you know, that gave me an idea... :shrug:
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:09 PM
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16. And what, pray tell, is that? |
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:18 PM
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17. Well, I was thinking that maybe you n me... |
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could call up Master Chief, and uhm, you could wear a purdy dress all covered in Halo-inspired logos, and I'd wear my finest Spartan armor (no cheeto stains!)...
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:22 PM
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I think it should be a Kingdom Hearts theme! I'll be Riku and you can be Sora! YEAH! :rofl:
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:30 PM
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21. Why do I have to be the girly one? |
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Are you trying to tell me something? :P Incidentally, there's much talk in Chain of Memories about 'who's most important' to Sora...obviously, they're talking about Kairi, but that's a lie. We all know who Sora truly loves.
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:33 PM
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22. Oh FINE you can be Axel |
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And I'll be Roxas. Happy now?
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:36 PM
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It doesn't get much more romantic than this... or disturbing. Whichever. :P
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:39 PM
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25. Ansem the Wise can marry us |
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And Sora will be the flower girl! How perfect. :bounce:
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:46 PM
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26. Oooh...Christopher Lee! |
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Can we hire Demyx to be the wedding singer?
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:55 PM
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We'll get Ariel and Sebastian. ;)
Don't be shy Let the music inside And dance, dance, dance!
:rofl:
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:57 PM
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28. Yargh! Why do you hate me? |
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:cry: I forgot to list that on my 'controller throwing' moments thread. Never before have I felt stupider for playing a video game.
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:00 PM
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29. I don't hate you, it's just funny. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:02 PM
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31. Be honest. Did you actually like that song? |
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I was able to stand 'Part of Your World' and 'Under the Sea' because they're good songs, but...'Swim This Way'? Really?
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:03 PM
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Like really, really annoying. And then it would some how become an earworm and I wanted to kill myself.
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:07 PM
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33. Yeah, it was awful, but was it worse than the finale song? I cannot say. |
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Apparently, the song that you do with Ursula was based on one that was supposed to be in the original movie. Dreadful, eh?
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:10 PM
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34. Really? That's just wrong. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:16 PM
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35. Ursula, imho, is worthless. |
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So worthless even the Organization didn't bother with her. So worthless she was killed by a crappy song.
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:17 PM
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37. BUT it must be said that the original Ursula kicks ass. |
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Poor Unfortunate Souls? Classic.
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:22 PM
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38. Yeah, it's a great song. |
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:D I think Maleficent and Scar were probably the best of the original disney villains.
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:24 PM
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Scar rules. And Jeremy Irons? Mmmm. :9
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:26 PM
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40. I've read that Scar is pretty much an accurate representation of a male lion. |
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:P Simba would get his ass handed to him in the real world by all of the Scars who don't fuck around with stuff about 'honor' or 'virtue' Do you have a favorite bad guy from Kingdom Hearts, Disney or otherwise?
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:30 PM
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41. I've always been fond of Jafar. |
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Since Aladdin is one my most favorite disney movies.
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:34 PM
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Pretty much outsmarts everybody around him multiple times, but then in classic bad guy fashion, gets extraordinarily stupid when he's about to win.
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:37 PM
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43. Of course we must give mad props to Maleficent and |
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the Queen from Snow White. :D
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:39 PM
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44. Maleficent has an awesome name and looks cool.. |
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and she's pretty cool in Kingdom Hearts. I think it's hilarious when Riku-Ansem stabs her with the keyblade and she turns into that huge badass dragon. I think her dragon form is just about one of the coolest things Disney ever came up with. ...then in Kingdom Hearts 2 she becomes a good guy? WTF?
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:25 PM
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And people call me weird. I'd never do something like this.
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:37 PM
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24. I know, right? Hey, we may be geeks, but we'll always find someone out there who's worse, eh? |
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:01 PM
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:17 PM
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36. Should be called 'instant self-esteem boost.com' because there is no way... |
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you can feel bad about yourself after seeing that.
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