Woman married Berlin Wall

[Fleshdancer]

:wtf:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2870071.html

A Swedish woman with a fetish for inanimate objects has revealed she's been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has been diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality, claimed she fell in love with the wall when she first saw it on TV as a child.

She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she had a full, loving relationship with the wall.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick - my husband is sexier."

[Solon]

1. I thought most women had fetishes involving inanimate objects...

or are they not considered inanimate when they vibrate? :evilgrin:

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[Droopy]

2. First time I've heard of that one

A psychologist would probably have a field day with her. Human sexuality can definitely be strange, though. We're all probably a little perverted in some way. I have a fetish myself. :)

[GOPisEvil]

3. She can visit relatives at the (first) Bush Pres. Library.

There are a couple pieces of the wall there.