Allright, I admit it. I put the secret Laotian Skull Crush on him! CAPTION

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

and Aristide just signed that paper. Amazin.

[bubba_fett]

1. Ooh...good one!

I was thinking more of a mind-meld.

More of the Rumsfeld fighting style here.

[cosmicdot]

4. funny link there w/Rumsfeld's tactics

[chocolateeater]

8. LOL, that was fun. Thank you. n/t

[MrScorpio]

2. You are getting verrry sleepy.... Sleeeeeepy

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Hey! Look! It worked on the General! Damn, that Rumsfratu

is goood.

[cosmicdot]

5. Herr Rumsfeld explains: well, if it wasn't Clinton's penis ...

I don't know what then

[afraid_of_the_dark]

6. Assume fighting position! HWAAAAAAH!

[Az]

7. Rummie forgets that his hand is not in the Bush dummy

at the moment and mimes his speech with his hand.

[chocolateeater]

9. I am the Claw! Tremble before me!!! n/t

[Richardo]

12. "Not the Craw! The Craw!"

In case I didn't say it today: Thank you, Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, for Get Smart.

[chocolateeater]

14. Yes, The Claw!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! n/t

[Richardo]

10. "And then I said: 'I'll get you my pretty...

...and your little dog, too!"

[myrna minx]

11. Rummy was in Temple of Doom!?!

[Az]

13. Rummie demonstrates the Venusian Blind technique

In case we find evidence of life on Mars or Venus.