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Tue Mar-02-04 11:34 AM
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I was born a Snake Handler, and I'll die a Snake Handler. |
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Tue Mar-02-04 11:35 AM
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1. my favorite was the little rascals one |
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"who were you, the ugly one?"
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Tue Mar-02-04 11:36 AM
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2. Baby, I'm going to buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat |
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Tue Mar-02-04 11:37 AM
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3. Oh jeez, I wasn't gonna kill ya'... I was just gonna cut you a little |
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when he, weilding a hige rusty kitchen knife, busts in on Jimbo and the neighbor's daughter after Bart's prank call. Jimbo starts to cry.
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Tue Mar-02-04 11:44 AM
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Tue Mar-02-04 11:53 AM
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"Wow! It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited!"
And there's also the one from the "Who Shot Mr. Burns" episode:
Cop: Did you shoot Mr. Burns? Moe: No. *Ding!* Cop: He's clean. Moe: Can I go now? I got a hot date tonight. *BZZT!* Moe: A date. *BZZT!* Moe: Dinner with friends. *BZZT!* Moe: Dinner alone. *BZZT!* Moe: Watching TV alone. *BZZT!* Moe: Okay okay! I'm sitting home alone looking at the Victoria's Secret catalogue. *BZZT!* Moe: Sears catalogue. *DING!* Moe: Would you unhook me already? I don't deserve this kind of treatment. *BZZT!*
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Tue Mar-02-04 11:55 AM
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"how do you like me, how do you like me? Moe, Moe, Moe... why don't you like me? Nobody likes me..."
(a la Andrea True Connection)
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:38 PM
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7. i'm more of a well wisher.. |
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in that I don't wish him any specific harm.
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CanuckAmok
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:53 PM
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8. Hey, I know...I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and youse try... |
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...to guess what it is...
...ahem...
EEEEAAAAAHHHHGGGGGEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA.
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:59 PM
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9. Ya gotta help me!!! I'm $64,000 in the hole!!! |
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They're gonna take my thumbs!!!
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Tue Mar-02-04 01:05 PM
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10. Here I am..Uncle moe....here's your fries........eat...'em... |
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And I'll tell you where you can stick your freakin' sodie, too!
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