Name that baby! Bristol's baby due today!

[Whoa_Nelly]

My pick for the soon-to-arrive baby boy:

5-Pocket

That way when people refer to the child, they can say....





That's Levi's original 5-Pocket! :P

[BeachBaby]

1. Well, since this recent chain of events with Grandma Johnson.....

I'd go with Mary Jane.

But Sarah would probably think it's too generic. :)

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Not at all too generic!

...for a boy, that is... :rofl:


(she's having a boy)

[BeachBaby]

5. Ahhhh.....didn't know that.

Okay - then I'd go with Meth.

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. middle name...

Addict?

or maybe...

Pipe? (in honor of Auntie Piper :eyes: )

[DeepBlueC]

26. or Edrin

[nickgutierrez]

34. Along those same lines, but far more representative of Wasilla's reputation:

Crystal.

[Haole Girl]

2. Pad

You know, like "Bristol Pad."

Ok. That was a little lame. :blush:

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. Possibilities galore!

As a replacement in revamping...

[Ptah]

7. Button Fly

:P

[skygazer]

8. Shotgun

As in shotgun wedding or if that doesn't happen, it honors the families commitment to killing things.

[peace frog]

9. How's about

"Crystal" for a girl or "Crank" for a boy... in honor of the paternal grandma's recent drug bust.
Republican family values at their finest, you betcha!

[Nickster]

10. How about Accident? or Abi Stence? Oppsie Daisy?

[Deja Q]

11. Name him after Levi's brother - Docker.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Hunt...as in Witch Hunt

[Joey Liberal]

13. Slug nt

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. My other name picks...

Moose Hunter

or


Bear Rug

or

Wall Trophy


:hide:

[krispos42]

15. Buddy Lee, of course

[Tuttle]

16. if it's a boy...

Boy: Skat

if it's a girl: Treadmill.

Tut-tut

[kayakjohnny]

55. Skat.....Hillarious!!! Very fucking funny....

[mitchum]

17. Eight Ball if it's a boy, Crystal if it's a girl

[DS1]

18. Field

[SallyMander]

19. Puck or Zamboni

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. Puck is good!

Zamboni...kinda long name for them to pronounce, let alone spell!

'course, they could call him Boni for short! :rofl:

[Tikki]

21. Junior....

Given name Junior..last name Johnstoned...it's a classic.

Tikki

[datasuspect]

22. Shitstain Bartokumoose, Jr.

[Capn Sunshine]

23. FNARK

I figure my one post to DU today should be this.

Hey, are those crazy republican family values spawn married yet?

[Tuttle]

24. what about the Cletus names?

Gummy Sue,
Tiffany,
Andie,
Gordon,
Lizzie,
Jackson,
Heather,
Cody,
Dylan,
Dermot,
Jordan,
Taylor,
Brittany,
Wesley,
Rumer,
Scout,
Cassidy,
Zoe,
Chloe,
Max,
Hunter,
Rubella Scabies,
Kendall,
Caitlin,
Noah,
Sasha,
Morgan,
Kyra,
Ian,
Lauren,
Q*bert,
Condoleezza Marie,
Phil,
Birthday,
Crystal Meth,
Dubya,
Incest,
International Harvester,
Jitney,
Witney,
Mary,
Stabbed in Jail

but not: Tut-tut

[Mad_Dem_X]

51. OMFG - are those all the names?!

My husband and I joke about Cletus and his brood all the time. I might have to show him this list! LOL I don't know which is my favorite: Rubella Scabies, Incest, or Stabbed In Jail! :rofl:

[Tuttle]

64. I think that came from Wiki

n/t

Tut-tut

PS: I like Condi and Dubya

[TZ]

25. Stone washed Denim?

[AwakeAtLast]

27. How about Faux?

But pronounce it "Fox" :D

[emad]

28. Hanukkah Eve if it's a girl...

Hanukkah starts tomorrow.

[rug]

29. Richard.

[LisaL]

30. I can try, but I don't think I could possibly beat whatever name

grandma Sarah will come up with.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Sudafed.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

32. Damien Palin-Johnston

[GCP]

33. In the mathematical line (ala Trig), how about Radian

Or Cosine - I'm sure someone'll be co-signing loans for Bristol and Levi.

[Whoa_Nelly]

35. Am thinking Trig is more about

this definition:

Trig. A skid for a wheel.
http://www.guildofmodelwheelwrights.org/newsite03/techniques/terms4.html


So, Skid would be an excellent name choice! You bet'cha! ;)

:rofl:


Math is really a bit too deep for the Palin-Johnston gang... :P

[grilled onions]

36. To Add That Air Of Mystery

Hoosier Daddy

[Wapsie B]

38. That works for me.

:P

[Mad_Dem_X]

52. LOL!

[KamaAina]

37. Photo Op

:P

[NJmaverick]

39. My Grandma is a Meth dealer

would be my choice

[rcrush]

40. Blue Dynamite, Super Snowdog, Burmese Kush, Purple Nurple

and Turtle Power!

[sarge43]

41. Thundersnow, Zamboni, Moose, Umnak or Whatshisname. n/t

[mnhtnbb]

42. Whatthefuck didIdoinmypreviouslife todeservetheseparents.

[MineralMan]

43. Hmm...how about a first and middle name, like...say...

Mike Hunt (Johnston, I think it is)

[deucemagnet]

44. I've got it! Gack.

It's the kind of monosyllabic grunt that Grandma Sarah likes in boy's names, and it's also slang for crystal meth! Viola!

[AlCzervik]

45. Tweaker.

[Turbineguy]

46. Zebra

Crossing.

It's so binary.

[AzDar]

47. Track (for Uncle) Mark (in honor of Grandma).

Trackmark Johnston.

[NV Whino]

48. 501

[Auggie]

49. Mistake

[sarcasmo]

50. Race Track will be his name.

[foxfeet]

53. "In Custody of Child Protective Sevices."

[Xipe Totec]

54. Elizameth

[kayakjohnny]

56. Spleen if it's a boy, Abrasion if it's a girl.

[femmocrat]

57. Stomp

(anyone else remember the Bristol Stomp?)

[Whoa_Nelly]

58. Stomp!

:spray:


Perfect!


Don't know the Bristol Stomp,
but am sure everyone remembers the Palin Viking Stomp!





Stomps must run the family! :P

[underpants]

59. +

[Whoa_Nelly]

60. Is that a recent pic of Sarah's church in Wasilla?

Well played :thumbsup:

[missdc]

61. bristol's baby names

1. Trig's Brother or Trig's sister
2. rOXY
OR
In keeping with family tradition of crackpot names:
Perambulator
Wasilla
Xmas
SnowBilly
Captain Morgan
Poor Little Baby

A tribute to daddy and gramma:
Shootin-Tootin


My gift:
A T-shirt that says:

Grandma Pardon Grandma

[texanwitch]

63. Only one name fits.

Corduroy

[Taverner]

62. Zamboni or Knowscandi

[sasquatch]

65. Pizza Delivery Boy jr.

:D