Next Christmas season, I am so putting this major award on my lawn

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

It'll be six full feet of the soft glow of inflatable electric sex gleaming on our lawn.

We HAVE to get an outside outlet installed before then. Yes, our house actually has no outside outlets. It's ridiculous.

[flvegan]

1. Looks like a giant inflated condom.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. It does actually

No matter, I want it on my lawn.

[Jamastiene]

22. With tassles...

Sex-eeee!

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

2. It's Italian!

Fra-gee-ley

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I love that line

I love that whole movie, actually.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. ...

:thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. The HOA doesn't have any rules against it

So I'm going for it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. "The HOA doesn't have any rules against it."

Yet :rofl:

Hope they have an appropriate sense of humor.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Pretty much the only rules we can find pertain to giving them money

With a couple about beach passes and when you have to take your boats in. I have a pirated canoe and don't like swimming in lakes, so I figure, as long as I pay my dues, there are no rules.

Oh, and I do have access to the lake bar. Drinks are really cheap there. We should have bought a house on the other side of the lake. The walk is pretty long to our house.

[Debi]

16. My God you've gotten so domesticated

this time last year you would have said' Fuck the HOA - I'm putting it on my lawn'

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Actually, my personal opinion IS fuck the HOA

But that's for another thread.

And, seriously, I have gotten domestic. Before meeting LostinVA, I pretty much spent a bunch of time in bars and was totally undomesticated. Now I enjoy Home Depot, Lowe's and IKEA.

[Debi]

24. *sigh* If you weren't already married

:P

[texanwitch]

9. Make sure someone doesn't knock it down.

I know someone who has a inside lamp of this leg.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. That's why shotguns were invented

to keep kids from messing with the shit on your lawn. Duh.

It should be fairly safe. This place is inflatable lawn ornament central. Every other house has them, and the people who don't go all out decorating are usually Jewish. I haven't seen an inflatable menorah or dreidle yet, but I think someone should start making them. Hell, there's a guy around here who drives around in his "Menorah Mobile" during Hannukah. It's pretty funny. A little sedan with a giant menorah on the roof.

[texanwitch]

11. Make sure your shotgun is loaded.

:rofl:

You will have the best yard.

[Left Is Write]

12. Ha! That's great!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Isn't it?

[Lasher]

13. You'll put your eye out. n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. That almost happened to my cousin with a BB gun

while they were under the supervision of the only sober adult present. They were doing better with the drunks watching them.

[Broken_Hero]

18. ...........

Snap, crackle and fucking pop, thats (to quote Napoleon) Flippin Sweet

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. I agree

[enigmatic]

19. "Fraa-geee-lay!" It must be Italian!"

Where did you get that? That will instantly become an enigmatic Xmas family tradition if I can get ahold of that...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Amazon sells them, but so do a bunch of other places

Just google inflatable leg lamp, and a bunch of places will pop up.

I haven't bought it yet, I'm planning on getting it after Christmas, when it will probably be cheaper.

[Jamastiene]

20. Oh, damn, I wish I lived right across the street from y'all!!!

I want one of those soooo bad. I have wanted one ever since I saw it in the Christmas Story movie. :bounce:

Plus, as an added bonus, if I lived across the street, I have a degree in Computer/Electronics Engineering and a diploma in house wiring. :D

[Jamastiene]

21. Btw, do you have a picture of that in 800x600 desktop wallpaper size?

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Unfortunately, no

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. We wish you lived across the street, too

We'd have you over here doing all sorts of electrical work.

[SeattleGirl]

23. Is that an extra-large-life-sized model of lost's leg?

Oh, my bad......

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. .

:spank:

[Orsino]

25. I would worship before it...

...prostrate before my Goddess.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. "Hey, Haruka, who's that crazy dude on our lawn?"

"Oh that's just Orsino."

[JVS]

26. How much does it cost?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. Depending on where you order it, between $50-100

A worthy investment, IMHO.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. "Not a fingah!!"

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. ROFL

[krispos42]

36. It's a major award

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




WIN!!! :thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. Our neighbors will love us

Well, we get along with the ones we know anyway.

[Midlodemocrat]

38. I bought the lamp for Mr. for Christmas.

It's Fragile....pronounced FRA-GEE-LAY.

[Radical Activist]

39. Bumpuses

That movie traumatized me as a child. I wouldn't go within 10 feet of a frozen pole.