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Wed Dec-24-08 09:22 AM
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I ordered 150,000,000 year old reptile dung to give my son for Christmas and it hasn't come yet. |
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What can I get now at the last minute?
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:26 AM
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1. I can FedEx you some 12-hour old Canis familiaris dung |
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:31 AM
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3. That's the nicest Christmas sentiment I've heard. |
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:44 AM
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:hi:
Hope you find something.
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:29 AM
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2. The Naval Observatory has a pile of it that no one's using. n/t |
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:31 AM
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4. But they won't say where it is. |
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:38 AM
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5. I hate constipated dinosaurs. |
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:40 AM
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6. It suits him. He's never in the bathroom less than twenty minutes. |
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:49 AM
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:53 AM
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9. I wish, It's coming from Dorset, England so who knows where the hell it is now. |
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I may have to run out to Spencer Gifts.
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Wed Dec-24-08 10:00 AM
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12. This is why Spencer Gifts has stayed in business for so long |
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Wed Dec-24-08 10:59 AM
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17. Sure - displace American dinosaurs and their dung-making capacity. |
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:56 AM
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and a bag of rocks?
just kidding. how old is he?
Books are always a good gift.
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Wed Dec-24-08 09:59 AM
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11. He's 14 and the whole house has been up in arms all year every time he leaves the bathroom. |
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If they found that smell in Iraq even DU would support the invasion.
He's already got some presents, but maybe I will go to the park and get some rocks. Thanks!
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Wed Dec-24-08 10:10 AM
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13. Just give it to him next year. I think 150,000,001-year-old reptile dung... |
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...would make an excellent gift.
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Wed Dec-24-08 10:16 AM
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14. Thanks. I can give for his birthday too. |
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Wed Dec-24-08 10:35 AM
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15. Dinosaur shit! Gee thanks, Mom! |
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Wed Dec-24-08 10:40 AM
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That's 6,000 year old reptile dung. </Sarah Palin>
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