I'm eating a very impressive penis that looks like a cream puff with a chocolate string around it

[Dangerously Amused]

Somebody had to.

:7



On edit; another sorry copycat, this one inspired by: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8362112

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. With fava beans?

And a nice chianti?



:P

[oshyposhy]

2. lolsie

Now what flavor condoms?

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Oh there you go...

...trying to get my innocent little copycat thread locked, aincha? :eyes:



;)

[DarkTirade]

4. ... you are dangerous when you get amused, aren't you.

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Oh honey, you don't know the half of it. :D

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

10. I have a pretty good imagination.

... maybe not as good as yours though. :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear Dangerously Amused!

Oh, IBTL, baby!


:popcorn:


I know it's a copycat, sweetie...

But it's dirty!


:rofl: :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Geez Peg, get your mind out of the gutter once willya?

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. For once! Look who's talking!

Whose thread is this, anyway?

Yours, sweetie!


:rofl: :rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. you are a hella multi-tasker. I'll give you that.

:wow: :D

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Hey, life is short; gotta fit it all in, yanno?

:hi:

[Schema Thing]

21. Now that is a line fit for a midwestern porn movie!

[Dangerously Amused]

25. A midwest porn movie...

Now you've made me visualize the hotel room scene from Fargo. :) "Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'."

[bluesbassman]

11. I believe a date with you would require a codpiece.

Just sayin'.:P

[Dangerously Amused]

12. Oh yes.

A codpiece, some silk scarves, a blindfold and powdered sugar.

[bluesbassman]

14. Now your talking!

:woohoo:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. OK.

I think I understand all these *um* things...

Except for the powdered sugar...

Would you like to educate my virginal mind? :blush:


Feel free to PM me, if you prefer!


:7

[CreekDog]

17. she'll feel better if she shares it with everyone

don't repress those things. :think:

[Dangerously Amused]

26. Well, regular table sugar is more like sand.

And you know, who wants sand in that situation, right?

[Dangerously Amused]

22. A virginal mind...?

In DU's most famous erotic poetry writer? But, how can this be...? :wow:


:rofl:

[CreekDog]

16. I get to use this again! I'm seeing double!

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Lock? What lock...?

:7


O8)

[redqueen]

18. Dude I couldn't even talk about an SNL digital short last week...

and this gets the all clear?

:rofl:

That said... :9

[Dangerously Amused]

28. .

I can haz speshul privlejs?


:7

:hi:

[Radical Activist]

19. Best copycat in a long while

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. It was a helluva noriginal, too

:headbang:

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Indeed.

:patriot:

[Dangerously Amused]

29. Once in a while I get it right.

But this time I just got lucky, haha. Dude totally set it up with the OP.

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

42. Aw, thanks.

I hope it made a few people smile, anyway.

:hi:

[Ptah]

23. my my my. and I say that with a straight face

[Dangerously Amused]

31. Oedi started it. And he did it knowing damn well of my copycat addiction.

I had NO CHOICE but to play along. No choice, I tell you!

:cry:

[Ptah]

36. So, just a glance and you're hungry?

That hasn't been the reaction I've found.

:blush:

[Dangerously Amused]

39. I, um... reeeeally shouldn't answer that.

:blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. I yam a copycat enabler

I suck. :(

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Oh dearest, you are indeed a copycat enabler

--or perhaps "instigator" is the better word choice--but you do not suck. However, we can work on the latter problem.

[RetroLounge]

24. And to think I once had you in my bed...

:sigh:



RL

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Shhhhh dude, I've been telling people it was at LEAST a dozen times.

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

33. I didn't want to brag...

Discreet = Retro...

:9

RL

[flvegan]

34. Wait...what?

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Ha! I figured you'd be lurking around here.

And I sure a hell wasn't going to cop to eating an actual cream puff.

Especially after the chocolate Santa smackdown.


:(

[tigereye]

37. suddenly I was walking through Greenwich village as a college student and

the very item you described appeared in a store window! :rofl:



ps what was the chocolate santa incident?

[Dangerously Amused]

41. Oh how funny! The power of suggestion, right?

Now we will start to see them popping up everywhere... :rofl:

The Chocolate Santa Incident: I have a role in a theatrical production which will require me to appear on stage in my underwear this spring. omg! :scared:

I have enlisted my man flvegan's assistance as a fitness guru/nutrition expert/personal trainer to help me get in spotlight shape. He was teasing me for eating a chocolate Santa over the holidays, so I was responding to that. :)