WTF is it with the Cowboys Haters Clique??

[madinmaryland]

Jeebus!!

They all seem to be Redskin's fans, also.

:hi:

[redqueen]

1. Yeah no kidding...

if Utd had been as unvictorious as the Boys have been the last few years, I'd hate them slightly less I'm sure.

Must be a particularly passionate form of jealousy or something. :P

[Drunken Irishman]

2. I hate both the 'Boys and the Skins.

[hobbit709]

3. I just hate the clownboys.

Always have. Nothing makes me happier than to see them blow it big time.

[madinmaryland]

73. Equal opportunity hater.

:shrug:

[jobycom]

4. We are the team they all wish they had.

Eight Super Bowls, five Super Bowl wins, top merchandising team of any sport, the most press even when we are struggling, always a soap opera fool of characters the media loves to pretend they hate, the cool nickname "America's Team" which many have tried and failed to steal for their team. We are the best, the coolest, the brightest, the most loved, the most storied... Of course the posers are jealous.

And who knows, maybe one day we'll even start playing good football again.

[TZ]

6. Ha!

You can have Terrell Owens..he's really helped y'all win how many playoff games lately?

[jobycom]

24. We'll take him. If our idiot coach would actually use him, we might have won

quite a few. But our Head Bunny Coach Philips still thinks he's coaching a 70s style offense, and doesn't know what to do with him.

Owens is great. Stays out of trouble, has a tremendous work ethic, is popular on the team. Sure there are a couple of reporters who keep writing the same story about his "selfish attitude" to make a name for themselves, but only the media takes them seriously.

[NJmaverick]

9. Has this great team won even a single playoff game in this century?

living on past glory:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

25. Past glory is more than most teams have.

People forget Super Bowl victories a week after they happen, but everyone talks about the Cowboys year round. Who are we talking about now? The Giants? No sirree. That's what I mean. Everyone wants to be us.

[NJmaverick]

26. What are you talking about? How long it took them to clean out their lockers?

The Giants don't want or need respect (they actually do better when they feel disrespected and have something to prove), they prefer to just collect Super Bowl Trophies.

[jobycom]

30. Yeah, right. The way they cry about being "disrespected?"

They are the worst of the ones wanting to be the Cowboys. They keep trying to claim they should be "America's Team." They can't make up their own nicknames?

They've got it doubly-bad, though. They can't be the Cowboys, and they can't be the Yankees (baseball's version of the Cowboys, though truthfully it's probably the reverse) in their own city. I don't know why they think they have anything to prove, but they sure think they have something to prove.

Sadly for them, I think they may soon find out what it's like to be the Cowboys. They've played in December like the Cowboys, and they look like they'l exit the playoffs like the Cowboys. They won't like that part of being us. :rofl:

[NJmaverick]

64. The difference being they already got themselves a Super Bowl trophy

they are playing with house money.

[madinmaryland]

40. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Thanks for the laugh!!

I'm sure LT hoovered that line down!!!

[BeachBaby]

29. "Everyone wants to be us".

Who is "us" in this scenario?

[jobycom]

31. Cowboy fans, of course.

[BeachBaby]

32. Um

no.

I'll stick with my Eagles - and our tendency to throw snowballs at the bearded one. And Jimmy Johnson.

[TZ]

33. Oh trust me...

Ain't no fan in this fair city o' mine that wants to be a Cowboy fan.....Hell my stepfather refuses to set foot in the city of Dallas on principle...:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

35. Oh c'mon!

He won't go stand on the grassy knoll with me? Or maybe the overpass?

He can wear his 'skins jacket, and I'll wear my Eagles jacket. Could be fun! :woohoo:

[Patiod]

49. I'm with you, NJ girl

posting from NJ (Avalon) tonight

We were the ORIGINAL Cowboys Haters

[BeachBaby]

68. Avalon?????

You near the beach?

I love The Tradewinds Hotel - you ever been there? Great lounge. :)

Lucky!!!! Happy New Years!!!! :hi:

GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:

[Patiod]

83. Our friend's house is 1 1/2 blocks from the beach

for all the good it does us in this cold hurricane weather. But it's a nice winter escape from our smallish apartment outside Philly. It's GOOD to have a friend with a beach house!

Never been to the Tradewinds - used to hang out at the Windrift, though, way, way back in the day. And the Little P. And Fred's in Stone Harbor.

Happy New Year's JerseyGirl! Go Eagles! Go Penn State in the Rose Bowl!!!!

[madinmaryland]

36. Saaay Whaaat?

:rofl:

[TZ]

43. Have you ever met a Skins fan...

Who was also a Cowboys fan? I don't think so....

[madinmaryland]

51. WTF are you talking about?

:shrug:

[TZ]

Try to refute the claim that other fans want to be Cowboys fans..

Uh no. You do know that in the DU fantasy football team even though I am sure I could have scored good points with some I refused to have any Dallas players on my team...

[madinmaryland]

53. ..

:wtf:

:wtf: is fantashy fooshoball??

:shrug:

[TZ]

54. I see.

PUI are we? :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

55. Apparently you are. Sending me in circles.

:shrug:

[Career Prole]

78. They do play good football.

Until December comes along. ;)

[TZ]

5. PFFFT....

Do you remember the poll I posted awhile back about Cowboys love em or hate em? It wasn't even close..Hate em by a mile.
Face it Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboys are the New York Yankees of the NFL, the team everyone loves to hate.....BTW I have never EVER met a Skins fan who liked Dallas and vice versa...

[madinmaryland]

8. Click.

:rofl:

[TZ]

12. Okay

I realize it was hard seeing the Cowpies go down in flaming wreckage in Philly but I didn't realize it had unhinged you...:crazy:

PSST: check out my new sig line...

[NJmaverick]

7. I guess you have to sort of expect that, when you proclaim yourself

"America's Team".:evilgrin:


What's there not to enjoy disliking/hating? You have an egotistical owner who fired a coach, after he won a Super Bowl. You have TO (nuff said). You have more players with criminal records, than any other team in the league (with the possible exception of Cincy). You send 13 players to the pro-bowl, but you don't have a single play off victory in this century. You have a coach who was so cocky that he announced to the world (before a single game was played) that that the players need to get their ring fingers ready. Finally I don't think there is a team in the league with as many bandwagon fans, as the Cowboys have.

One thing I love about football, is that character is as important as talent. The Cowboys have as much, if not more, talent than the any team in the league. Yet they couldn't even qualify for the playoffs. That has to tell you something.

[madinmaryland]

10. Click. Stop peeing my thread! You are part of teh cowboy hating swarm!!

:rofl:

:hi:

[NJmaverick]

13. Who me????

O8)

[madinmaryland]

37. Dude! You're part of the cowboy hating clique?

[NJmaverick]

66. I think you will enjoy this quote by Eli Manning

QB Eli Manning on what he plans to do during the Giants’ bye week:

“I’m just going to have a pretty relaxing week up here,” he said. “No plans to travel or do anything. My plans to Cabo fell through.”

[TZ]

80. BWAHAHA!

Count me in the Eli Manning fan club just for that quote alone...:rofl:

[redqueen]

11. The team proclaimed themselves "America's Team", did they?

In which parallel universe did this occur? :eyes:

[NJmaverick]

23. Technically NFL films coined the phrase, but the Cowboys ran with it

[redqueen]

27. Just making sure you're acquainted with the facts of the matter...

that's all.

:hi:

[BeachBaby]

16. This is the best post ever written in the history of DU.

Bravo, babe. :thumbsup:

[TZ]

20. Psst..

Read my new sigline!!!

[BeachBaby]

22. Sign me up!

:rofl:

[jobycom]

28. Tells me we are the cool team everyone wants to be.

Cahracter--bullshit. I remember back when we were going to all the Super Bowls and people were trying that crap. "Why can't they be a classy team like the 49ers!" Someone added it up and the 49ers and Packers each had more arrests than the Cowboys in the previous couple of years.

Jealousy breeds these stories. We are the team everyone wishes they were, so they do the sour grapes bit. "We don't want to be them. They never win playoff games. They have bad character. Bad character, I tell you. Bad! Did we mention BAD? They have TO! That's why they don't win."

Last I checked TO has zero arrests, while the defending SB champs have star players suspended for shooting themselves in night clubs. So much for the whole idea of "character."

As for Jones firing Johnson, Johnson was attacking Jones in the press every chance he got, including getting drunk at parties and telling reporters he was burned out and didn't want to coach anymore. He was a drunken, burned-out egomaniac upset that Jerry Jones was getting as much credit as him. It cracks me up that the same people who claim TO had to be fired from the Eagles for lesser sins defend Johnson. And we saw how well he did with the Dolphins. Without Johnson, the Cowboys won one more Super Bowl--with different coordinators and a different offensive and defensive scheme, so it wasn't a carry-over from Johnson's days--and Johnson failed supremely as a coach. He's very good as a TV entertainer, though. Dude needed firing, and badly. I doubt we'd have won that fifth Super Bowl if he'd have stayed.

[redqueen]

38. *crickets*

[madinmaryland]

39. 49'ers = Eddie Debartolo (convicted felon) heh heh!!!!

No owner of the cowboys is like that!!1!!

[Missy Vixen]

42. You're joking, right?

>We are the team everyone wishes they were, so they do the sour grapes bit.

Nope, sorry. Not under any stretch of the imagination.

I'd rather stick with my 4-12 Seahawks (still managed to win the division four times over the past five years,) than spend five minutes as a Cowboys fan.

Does it occur to you that one of the reasons why they didn't make the playoffs is the volcanic situation in that locker room?

Julie

[NJmaverick]

65. Here is a great quote by Eli Manning

QB Eli Manning on what he plans to do during the Giants’ bye week:

“I’m just going to have a pretty relaxing week up here,” he said. “No plans to travel or do anything. My plans to Cabo fell through.”

[TheCentepedeShoes]

14. Mr 'pede was doing

the Happy Dance last Sunday.
Can't stand Amerika's Teem.

[geomon666]

15. Giants fan here.

And there's no team I hate more than the Cowboys.

[Debi]

17. There is one? I want to join!

signed

Debi the Green Bay Packer fan and offical Dallas Cowboy HATER! :grr:

[baldguy]

18. The one team I hate worse that the Cowboys is the Redskins.

Oh - and the Yankees, too!

[TZ]

21. BOOOO....

You can't be a member of the clique if you hate the Skins worse than the Cowpies...:P

[Captain Hilts]

45. Yeah, you're in the wrong thread, pal!

[Texasgal]

19. I'll never forgive the Cowboy's

for what they did to Tom Landry. :(

[flvegan]

34. When a group is that big, it stops being a clique and becomes a majority.

[sasquatch]

41. Got that right

[Captain Hilts]

44. Because for decades Pete Rozell was a toadie for Tex Schramm...

and got them their Thanksgiving Day Game in Dallas. Usually against a high school team.

[TZ]

46. Ironically last Sunday it appears that Dallas

Is now that high school team..:rofl:

[Captain Hilts]

47. Ding Ding, round goes to Turtlensue!

[bluesbassman]

48. It's not that I hate the Cowboys,

I just don't like being expected to like them. I don't care who coined the term "America's Team", but the Cowboys have clung to it like it's their birthright. Lest you forget, they were an expansion team in 1960. The only teams that really could be considered "America's Team" would be the Bears or the Cardinals, the only two charter members from the 1920 beginning of the league (although the Packers should be considered too as they formed in 1921).

But good luck to you in '09. Maybe Phillips can grow a spine and learn how to control all of the prima donnas Jones has chosen to pay outrageaous sums of money to.

[LostinVA]

50. Even Haruka rooted for the Eagles over the Cowboys

That says a lot.

[madinmaryland]

52. Yeap. Ok.

[cboy4]

56. Bwahahahahahaha

[madinmaryland]

57. Nice post, American Hero!!!

Happy New Year!!

:hi:

[cboy4]

58. Ha

Have a Happy New Year my friend.

:hi:

[Redstone]

59. Two letters: T. And O.

Redstone

[madinmaryland]

60. ..

Redsne?

I kept the periods in the header.

:hi:

[Redstone]

61. Oops. I'm listening to Dick Clark talk, and it's painful.

Redstone
(Got it right this time.)

[madinmaryland]

62. Sad. But the man is determined to do it.

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

63. I have two favorite teams:

My winless Detroit Lions and anyone who plays the Cowboys

I'll never change!

[Sebastian Doyle]

67. I hate any team pretentious enough to call itself "America's Team"

Or a team that always gets treated like the "champions" by the media, even in a losing season.

So that's why I hate the Cowpies in the NFL, the YankMe's in baseball, and the LA Fakers in the NBA

[Eurobabe]

74. Ditto that

The Cowgirls think they are divinity. :puke:

[madinmaryland]

75. Thanks, Pete and Re-Pete, But they are America's Team.

Eight trips to the Super Bowl, with five victories!

:hi:

[Eurobabe]

90. So that must be

why they suck so bad this season. I know it's Jessica Dimson's evil influence. :hi: backatacha!

[geomon666]

69. America's Team?

Nope

[madinmaryland]

72. CLICK! Another Cowboy hater that speaks up.

Onto ignore!

:hi:

[geomon666]

89. Awww poor baby. Can't take reality. n/t

[TZ]

81. HA!

That does indeed tell the tale!

[BeachBaby]

70. I think MiM has me on ignore.

:P

[madinmaryland]

71. I would never give an eaglet fan the distinction of going on my ignore list!

:rofl:

:hi:

[jrandom421]

76. Second generation Cowboys hater

Mom has hated the Cowboys ever since the 60s and what they did to Dick Nolan, John Brodie and the rest of the 49ers. Bill Walsh and Joe Montana were the ones who righted that injustice.

[crimsonblue]

77. Give me a fucking break

Paranoid much?

[KG]

79. y'know, almost gotta admire the way 'Girls fans woof even after the most spectactular choke job in

NFL history. almost. :eyes:

btw, that figgie in the 4th quarter was HUGE! :rofl:

[NJmaverick]

84. True, that was the second most spectacular choke job

the most spectacular was last year's playoff game against the Giants.

Here is one fans take on that game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_9UTvESBIc

[madinmaryland]

86. Spectacular Choke??....

:rofl:

[NJmaverick]

87. awe... now you hurt my feelings

:evilgrin:

[NJmaverick]

88. awe... now you hurt my feelings

:evilgrin:

[Two Sheds]

82. I hate ESPN's Cowboy fetish more than the Cowboys themselves

They cover them ad nauseam because they (ESPN) are lazy. If you are a true Cowboy hater it's a good thing because it absolutely hurts them on the field.

[NJmaverick]

85. In some ways I love the Cowboys

I don't think I ever laughed as hard as I did at this video, made after the Giants defeated the all world Cowboys in last year's playoff game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_9UTvESBIc