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Thu Jan-01-09 12:53 PM
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| Obscure Good Advice for the New Year |
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Here's one:
Don't buy flannel sheets with sparkly snowflake design
If you do, your face, your body, your significant other, and even your cat will be covered with sparkles for the foreseeable future.
Plus the whole room will soon be covered with sparkles.
Just sayin'
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Thu Jan-01-09 01:48 PM
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| 1. Don't hang a wet towel in the same closet as your suit... |
| harmonicon
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Thu Jan-01-09 02:21 PM
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| 2. that sounds kinda nice to me |
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Thu Jan-01-09 02:22 PM
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| 3. Don't dance in the shower... |
| JimGinPA
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Thu Jan-01-09 02:28 PM
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| 4. Never Give Your Dog Burritos |
| Inchworm
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Thu Jan-01-09 02:30 PM
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| 5. When adding tomatos to hot oil - stand back |
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Thu Jan-01-09 02:38 PM
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| 6. If you have no money, be polite. |
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Thu Jan-01-09 03:35 PM
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| 7. 'Avoid the clap. — Jimmy Dugan' |
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"Wow!" "That's good advice!"  |
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Thu Jan-01-09 03:53 PM
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| 8. When having sex in an inflatable kayak, always consider just how quiet |
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an approaching hobie cat might be.
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