What is the funniest word in the English Language?

[LeftyFingerPop]

[MrScorpio]

1. Kumquat

[WinkyDink]

9. I was just going to post this, seriously!!

Scorpios think alike! :)

[Jamastiene]

2. oompa

[kayakjohnny]

3. pube

[grannylib]

4. I'm a big fan of "propinquity" myself.

[TZ]

5. kerfuffle

[ThomCat]

28. I agree. I like Kerfluffle.

You spelled it wrong though. You left out the first "l"

[Aristus]

6. "Borborygmi". A fancy medical term for normal bowel noises heard through a stethoscope.

:7

[yy4me]

7. mannequin (aren't they almost always women?)

Altoona is always ostracized. Family member used to live there and when I visited, I thought it was very nice, lots of stuff to do. Added bonus, Altoona offers every fast food chain in the world. Some good restaurants too.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. smegma

[LiberalEsto]

floccilate nt

[SoCalDem]

10. for a 10 yr old boy?

fart

[Ediacara]

11. Commingtonite

http://webmineral.com/data/Cummingtonite.shtml

[Pierre.Suave]

12. this one...

[spindrifter]

13. zipper

[many a good man]

14. I would tell you but you'd die laughing

I don't want to be accused of murder. In fact, I try my hardest not to even think of it myself.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. vacillate

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. masticate

[Rambis]

38. masticate story

A friend went to another friends for some sort of family dinner or other. They walk in late and the guest says..."oh pardon us, we didn't mean to interrupt while you are all masticating"
Grandma fainted-

[Chan790]

17. Depends...

on who's deciding:

Funny only to a 12 year old by with a dirty mind: Nudiustertian The day before yesterday.

Strangest definition: Tyrotoxism To be poisoned (or killed (colloquial)) by cheese.

Visually-evocative: Widdiful Adjective describing someone who deserves to be hanged.

My favorite: Scopperloit To play in a rude manner.

Edit: HTML fix.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Carbuncle.

[DinahMoeHum]

19. Intercourse.

:P:P:P

[madmom]

20. onomatopoeia

[XemaSab]

21. Snorkle

:P

[MrSlayer]

22. Fish.

[ellisonz]

23. Taint

[Orrex]

24. syzygy

[TZ]

25. I would vote for that as most unprounouncable actually...

[Orrex]

29. If nothing else, it's got to be the Y-est.

;)

[rrneck]

26. Booger

[Tighelander]

33. You've Got My Vote

n/t

[Arugula Latte]

27. Squid

[leftyclimber]

30. Effluvium

Just try saying it.

Eff-FLOOOOOOOO-vee-yum.

hee.

[ElboRuum]

31. Flagellation

[leeroysphitz]

32. Spoon. n/t

[Tabasco_Dave]

34. Toiletries n/t

[FloridaJudy]

35. Bamboozle

I always picture getting drunk in a Chinese forest.

[Mad_Dem_X]

36. Feces.

[Orsino]

37. poll

Your post rules.

[geardaddy]

39. Shart.

n/t