liberaltrucker
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Mon Jan-05-09 11:41 PM
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+17 F here in Russell, IL. Cold as a well-digger's ass. Which segues into... |
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At exactly what temperature does the hard working individual's backside qualify as a generally accepted metaphor in our idiom?
Where is the temperature measured? The anal orifice? Ewwww! The outer glutious maximus? A grant from the stimulus fund (no pun intended) is needed to settle this quandary. In the interest of science, of course.
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leftyclimber
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Mon Jan-05-09 11:44 PM
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1. I vote for outer gluteus maximus. |
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When its below freezing, your heinie gets pretty nippy.
That's why cars in cold regions should come equipped with heated seats -- so your butt doesn't turn black and fall off. ;)
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Mon Jan-05-09 11:49 PM
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2. your about 50 miles from me, I sometimes go biking nearby there |
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Mon Jan-05-09 11:53 PM
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3. Is that warmer or colder than a witch's tit? |
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Tue Jan-06-09 12:12 AM
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:50 AM
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6. Well, we really should solve this mystery. Tell you what - you go take measurements on |
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the sweaty rear end of a local shovel-jockey, and I'll go collect data inside the tank-top of a friendly local goth-girl. With enough empirical observation, I suspect we can get these temperatures in the correct order...
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Tue Jan-06-09 02:31 AM
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7. I'd say it is colder than a witch's tit, but not as cold as |
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a pimp's heart and DEFINITELY not as cold as a Republican's heart.
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Mon Jan-05-09 11:53 PM
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4. My dear liberaltrucker! |
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You do think the darndest things!
Stay warm, willya?
Geeeez.......
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