Orrex
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:34 PM
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Poll question: Right now, these two films are available via Comcast's OnDemand service. Which should I watch? |
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As bad as I know Battlefield Earth to be, I can at least respect that Travolta has at other times demonstrated real onscreen talent and ability.
To date, I haven't seen Lohan demonstrate talent of any sort.
So which should it be?
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:37 PM
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1. Wow, two serious contenders for the worst movie of all time. |
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Edited on Wed Jan-07-09 11:38 PM by primate1
I Know Who Killed me ranks as the worst movie I have ever seen.
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:37 PM
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2. Lohan's way more talented than Travolta. |
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:38 PM
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5. For this and for your Clower zealotry, you are dead to me |
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I'm sorry that it had to come to this.
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:40 PM
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You couldn't ignore me if you tried. I'm the train wreck they warn you about.
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:38 PM
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:38 PM
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4. Other: Last House on the Left |
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:47 PM
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8. Hmm... I missed that one--I'll have to give it a look-see |
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:41 PM
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7. Battlefield Earth will change you. |
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Wed Jan-07-09 11:49 PM
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9. I saw about five minutes of Battlefield Earth and my brain melted. |
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Therefore...watch it! Watch it!
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Thu Jan-08-09 12:02 AM
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10. I always figured it would be rude to ask how it happened, so thanks for sharing. |
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Thu Jan-08-09 12:12 AM
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11. Oh, no problem, I'm glad to...HEY! |
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Thu Jan-08-09 01:59 AM
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12. Neither. Watch "Mongol" |
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It's on OnDemand in my area at least, probably yours too, for another few days.
It was in the "foreign film" category in the last Academy Awards, under the banner of Kazakhstan. It's an AMAZING biography film about the early life of Temujin, later known as Genghis Khan. The costumes and scenery are mesmerizing.
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Thu Jan-08-09 08:23 AM
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17. But I'm not asking for a Good flim |
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I want one that's bad enough to compete with the two films mentioned, on their terms.
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Thu Jan-08-09 03:12 AM
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13. if you have never seen Battlefield Earth, watch it! |
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it is hysterically, unbelievably bad. Makes Showgirls look like oscar material.
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Thu Jan-08-09 03:18 AM
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Close your eyes.
Now, take the palms of your hands and press them up against your closed eyelids.
Okay, now apply some pressure while twisting your hands slightly left and right.
See the wonderful geometric shapes and patterns that appear? Much better than either of those movies.
Keep watching those swirling yellow-black pattern for two hours, then resume your regularly scheduled life. And at the end of those two hours you've not lost a single IQ point, soemthing that the two movies cannot say!
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Thu Jan-08-09 08:22 AM
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16. Feh. You've clearly disregarded the terms of the poll. |
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Only an eight-foot-tall Psyclon (or whatever they're called) would do such a thing.
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Thu Jan-08-09 07:01 AM
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15. I would rather watch my cats groom themeselves |
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Thu Jan-08-09 08:28 AM
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18. Goto The Cutting Edge | Something Wierd ... |
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and watch the School Scare films.
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Thu Jan-08-09 01:46 PM
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19. Obviously Orrex has disregarded our warnings and viewed one of these films. |
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Someone send the ambulance... :cry:
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Thu Jan-08-09 01:55 PM
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20. If the movie "Hard Candy" is still available you should watch that. |
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