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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:47 AM
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Stupid redneck tricks
The equipment:

Brand new riding mower.

Lawn.

Assorted machine parts, concrete blocks, and other junk.

The method:

Sprinkle junk liberally on lawn.

Let lawn grow knee high.

Wait until dark.

Mow.

The result:

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCLUNK


Just the latest in the adventures of our neighbor, Clueless Redneck.
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Soloflecks Donating Member (518 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:50 AM
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1. Prolly a few cases of Bud involved, too.
LMAO!
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:52 AM
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2. I have neighbors like that
They are freepers all the way. This one guy they call 2 beer Bobbie. He drinks 2 bottles of beers at once. He is at least 350.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:12 AM
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3. 'here, hold mah beer....'
famous red-neck last words.... :)
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:28 AM
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4. Bah! Every real redneck knows
that the proper way to deal with an overgrown lawn is to wait 'til winter and let it die naturally. What you've got there is a pink-neck wannabe!

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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:32 AM
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5. had one like that who stole 'All' the gas out of my VW, tank was full the
day before, i ran out of gas before i got out of the drive way.... but it wasn't anything a Model T coil and 9 volt battery didn't cure. i rigged about 30 flash bulbs with it...i wish they had video cameras back then!
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