Rainbowreflect
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Wed Mar-03-04 04:14 PM
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Please tell me this won't kill me. |
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I bought two 4 packs of Kashi Go Lean meal replacement drinks the other day. I drank 2 of them today before I realized the "best by" date was 4/03. The 2nd 4 pack is dated 6/04, but I drank the old ones. I feel fine now, but I'm a little worried that I'll be praying to the porcelain god later.
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Wed Mar-03-04 04:19 PM
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1. it's been nice to know ya.. |
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did they taste funny? If not, you'll prolly be alright.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Wed Mar-03-04 04:21 PM
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2. Can you get your money back |
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I don't know the law there, but in Brazil, if you can prove a business sold food past the "best by" date you basically have them by the balls.
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Wed Mar-03-04 04:23 PM
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Course it may leave you horribly mutated and in pain beyond imagination for all eternity trapped within your mutant immortal body. But the odds on that are fairly low.
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Wed Mar-03-04 05:01 PM
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My nails are getting longer and I'm starting to grow hair on the back's of my hands. Do you think this is just the beginning?
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Wed Mar-03-04 05:27 PM
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8. We'll know at full moon... |
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If you get the sudden urge to go outside and bay at the moon, run directly to the refrigerator, get a bottle of Worcestershire sauce, and embalm yourself with it.
Zombies are cooler than werewolves.
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Wed Mar-03-04 05:03 PM
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5. You drank two already?? |
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Man, it won't kill ya, but take it from me. Don't stray too far from a restroom!! :D
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chimpy the poopthrower
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Wed Mar-03-04 05:04 PM
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6. Look on the bright side. |
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If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger. :)
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Wed Mar-03-04 05:21 PM
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If you could get it down, it likely won't come back up.
The best by date is usually more about preserving taste than avoiding poisoning.
An exception could be if the container seemed puffed out or inflated. Except for carbonated drinks, avoid consuming something from an inflated package. Bad juju.
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