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Wed Mar-03-04 06:18 PM
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AGH! I just ate a turtle, a wombat, a yak and a plecostomus |
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This atkins diet is tough
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everythingsxen
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:21 PM
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Edited on Wed Mar-03-04 06:22 PM by everythingsxen
If you are out of favor with Wombat, Wombat will return to life in your stomach and gnaw it's way out!
Leaving lemony justice in Womabt's wake!
On edit: Wombat commanded me to fix a typo. All praise Wombat.
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:30 PM
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2. Ok, now that one was actually funny. |
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:40 PM
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everythingsxen
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:41 PM
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4. Yeah there was that thread last week... |
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No quality, insight or humor.
I want my money! :P
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:44 PM
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:45 PM
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6. If you declare your love for Wombat.. |
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We can settle out of court! :P
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:50 PM
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go love yer own wombat. I'll see you in court.
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:51 PM
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All I want is a little love for the Wombat!
Now you shall have Doom! Doomy Doom Doom!!!
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Wed Mar-03-04 07:15 PM
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12. Geez, sounds like those AOL rebates Best Buy used to do all the time! |
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:53 PM
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9. Am I now supposed to Ask You Anything? |
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Like, did ya shave the wombat first or are we talkin' marsupial sushi?
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Wed Mar-03-04 06:55 PM
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one whole wombat, deboned, some breadcrumbs, an egg, a little ketchup salt and pepper. Mix well, place in pan, bake for 75 minutes at 375.
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Wed Mar-03-04 07:01 PM
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11. Hope you didn't eat the shell |
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Might be too many carbs. :)
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Wed Mar-03-04 09:27 PM
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is all fiber.
Hold on... gotta go the bathroom.
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