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Tue Jan-13-09 10:44 PM
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I am so very drunk right now...whats everyone else doing now? |
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:45 PM
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1. awake with a ($%& headache |
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the caffeine in my meds is keeping me from sleeping. Wanna trade places?
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:49 PM
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7. I'll take your caffeine high right about now! |
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As a matter of fact, I could go for just about any upper anyone could offer me right now...including speed or acid
Unfortunately, I don't know anyone that has that at the moment, so I'll just have to settle with the Amstel that I got here :toast:
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:46 PM
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2. Neehat smat aneha. Gasmiswa? |
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:47 PM
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Babelfish now has English to Drunk translation?
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:56 PM
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17. I don't remember where I came up with the first parts |
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(back in high school, no less), but "Arou hinafina" is one line from attempting to transcribe the lyrics to Billy Squire's "The Stroke", being played backwards (vinyl, way before sampling and easy reverse).
Obviously, TK421 is capable of functioning just fine while very drunk, so my clever confusion scheme falls to the wayside.
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:41 PM
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50. Hey....I'm familiar with the Stroke! every night, before I go to bed!!!! |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:31 PM
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42. I've always wanted to learn your language...Peake...please teach me!!@!@# |
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what is it you are trying to say?!!
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:47 PM
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:51 PM
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10. Come on...party down!!!!! get high, get drunk...it's Monday night! |
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four more lousy fucking work days to look forward to, for me anyways r
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:53 PM
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11. you're right. i'm going to drink some cider |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:23 PM
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34. Hmmm cider! Spiced, right? |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:04 PM
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:24 PM
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35. yes...you see how drunk I am?>? I don't even know what day it is!!@ |
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:47 PM
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4. I'm basking in the afterglow of my wonderful Epsom Salts bath. |
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It's the first one I ever took. I had always heard of people drinking them and bathing in them and just never thought I needed it. I appear to be molting right now with the dry skin situation. So, I tried it. I see that will be on my list a lot more when I go to the store. Gawd, I loved it.
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:53 PM
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12. I tried epsom salts when I had athletes foot...it did wonders for that |
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I've heard it does plenty of other things too! :-) Soaking in them is supposed to relieve stress anyhow
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:32 PM
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43. Dayum, that was some good shit. |
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I'm honestly surprised. My aunt suggested it just for my dry skin, but I'm feeling veeeery relaxed and groovy right about now. OMG, who knew Epsom Salts were the granules of the gods? :hippie:
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:49 PM
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:54 PM
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13. Now THATS a bring down to a high if I ever saw one |
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jeez...how depressing...thanks for the tip!
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:50 PM
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do its magic. Life is good. There is cheesecake..................
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:57 PM
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18. I wish I had Rush's magic pill right now.....I really wish I did! |
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Good thing...in two weeks I get surgery on my ankle to remove a plate and pins for a previous surgery I had on it, so....I'll hog those Vicodins they prescribed me and hope for the best!!!
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:03 PM
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24. I have about 100 Vicodin left........ |
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They were the original painkiller prescribed for me, but the acetaminophen in it started to wear on my liver. So I was switched to oxycodone, which has no acetaminophen. Just pure relief.
Good luck with the surgery - sounds like your healing is going well. And, I'll wager the doctor will prescribe some more painkiller.
:toast:
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:20 PM
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32. I was supposed to have the surgery LAST November.....due to bills from |
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the hospital and the bone surgeon, I have resorted to fixed payments and haven't been back to see them. I should have had this METAL removed from my foot last November!
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:53 PM
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58. care to mail me those Vicodin you are "probably "not using? We can talk |
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:50 PM
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9. Eating homemade soup, then knitting some more |
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Some of us can hold our liquor. :P
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:55 PM
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:58 PM
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20. Everyone here knows I can't hold mine, hence the easy target!!!! |
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:54 PM
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:01 PM
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22. I have Rye bread...but no Velveeta....can I whip myself in an attempt at solidarity with the lounge? |
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:56 PM
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16. I am busy being the resident Bitch of DU. |
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Tue Jan-13-09 10:58 PM
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19. You misspelled "chaos." |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:00 PM
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:02 PM
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23. You, my dear can tell me to do anything you want and I will be your slave |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:06 PM
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:06 PM
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27. sending girls to take your picture |
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what else is there? I work for the NSA
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:22 PM
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33. You, sir...are absolutely NO HELP in this matter!!!!! |
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and to hell with you for bringing up those goddamned pictures from the bar!!!#@$@@#
In jest, of course!;)
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:13 AM
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if it weren't for those pics you would have been incriminated in a robbery with a robber fitting your description now, those girls, my Angels, helped you TK, you should be grateful that they gave you an alibi with time stamped photos as to your whereabouts at the time of the robbery. Saved you a lot of cash in legal bills, and probably time in the big house.
All in jest of course ;)
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:20 AM
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70. Have you actually seen recent pics of me? |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:06 PM
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28. Homework. I'm getting my big drunk-on this weekend. Can I count on you to show up? |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:17 PM
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30. HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:27 PM
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38. Cool, dude! See you then! |
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Now get back to your post! :crazy::+
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:34 PM
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45. all I can say is................... |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:43 PM
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52. "Control, we have a problem in Docking Bay 327. A stormtooper is...well...well, sir...he's dancing! |
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Yes, that's right, sir: dancing. I think he's drunk. He was doing a routine search on a freighter we captured. I contacted him. He came down the ramp of the ship, tapped the side of his helmet, then went back in. I thought it was a bad comm, sir. I went down to check it out, and when I got there, he was dancing around and grabbing his crotch!......His crotch, sir......no sir, his CROTCH! I know, sir......I agree, sir......well, sir, this is very embarrassing...yes sir, I'm afraid it was in full view of the security monitors...I shall report to Lord Vader at once and apologize, sir..."
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:47 PM
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54. Are you kidding? I did THAT in front of the fucking Emperor! |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:16 PM
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29. Umm . guys I'm feeling really dizzy now.....ah, ha!!!!! I have reached my peak!!!! |
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I AM TRULY ALIVE RIGHT NOW!!!!! THE OLD PSYCHOMARK HAS COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENOUGH OF THE OLD SHIT!!!!! I AM HERE TO KICK ASS!@!@
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:17 PM
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:25 PM
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36. does that mean drink some more? I have a six pack here and Im contemplating |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:27 PM
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37. Well, you might be sorry in the morning... |
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but I am not the right person to ask for advice on this. :)
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:29 PM
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39. I have to be up at least 6:00 in the morning for work ( I hope you realize how much effort |
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that took to type for me ) other than that I am fine!!! :toast:
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:31 PM
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I hope you have an easy day tomorrow!
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:32 PM
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44. OH....me too, my friend...me too!!!! |
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headache ( excedrin overdose )
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:31 PM
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41. About halfway through my 2nd glass of white zinfandel. |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:36 PM
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46. NOW....let us beat the HELL out of the Cardinals this Sunday!!!! |
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:D Do I hear a HELL YEAH!!!!!?
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:38 PM
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I'm all in!!!! Woot!!! :woohoo:
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:45 PM
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53. And DON'T give the fucking ball to Westbrook on EVERY third and two!!!! |
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give Buckhalter (sp) a chance every now and then....they haven't given this guy the field time he deserves in my opinion....and Jason Avant? Right now he is McNabbs most dangerous wide receiver right now...look how many passes this guy has caught in the past six games!
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:50 PM
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learn how to manage the fucking clock, Andy - so we don't fuck up in THIS Superbowl, like we did in the last one.
How's THAT????
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:00 AM
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59. He has made so many boneheaded calls it's enough to make ANY fan |
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outraged!!! Listen...when it's 3rd and 1 and your at the opponents 20 yard line, with fifteen minutes on the clock in the fourth quarter you fucking RUN the ball!!!! GODDAMMIT!!!!!! You go for a pass, it is more risky...it could be an interception, a fumble, a bat-down by the opposition that could result in a fumble-recovery....it has happened MANY TIMES!!!!!! I guess you could say that I'm more for a ( I hate to use this word... ) conservative strategy...go for the field goal if you are within range. We are not very good with two-point conversions ( look at our record there )
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:36 PM
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2 appletinis and 3 margaritas....
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:39 PM
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49. AHHH HA!!!! you were in the company of mine that also ordered the evil |
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Appletini!!!!!! they hit you pretty hard, am I right?
Margaritas are so-so with me
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:00 AM
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60. Well, I made my appletinis.... |
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then went around the corner to the mexican place for dinner and 'ritas...
but yeah- alcoholic jolly ranchers are a dangerous thing!
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:12 AM
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67. OOhhh. haaa!!!! Do you know the situations I've seen my fellow co-workers in on those |
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things? They don't even look me in the eye when they see me the next day? It's like some secret joke that goes around...vodka does, indeed do strange things to people.......
Vodka is THE drink to sneak up on you and kick your ass later on....trust me on this
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:41 PM
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51. I just got home from work and sipping brandy. |
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ahhhh...it really is the simple pleasures :)
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:48 PM
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55. HA HA HA ....welcome, Tuesday Afternoon!!!!! Welcome to the madness that is the Lounge!! |
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Tue Jan-13-09 11:52 PM
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How much catching up do I have to do tonight? :)
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:01 AM
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61. Not much...I'm just drunk, as usual!!! How are You? |
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:01 AM
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62. Why aren't you at your post? |
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:10 AM
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65. It's all right, arcadian. |
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:08 AM
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:19 AM
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69. My roommate is actually distilling ( I THINK that's what he is doing ) mead ) |
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in his bedroom...he has what appears to be two four-five gallon jugs of shit that he is distilling from some kind of mead kit he is working from.....about a month ago he let us sample the shit that was left over from the kit...it tasted nasty, but got me buzzed ( knowing me, that's really all I give a shit about, anyway ). He had to do all of this work and pour these enzymes and shit into it.....and in a year he will have a good amount of mead ( distilled from honey )
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:12 AM
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66. Drinking beer and enjoying a new TV channel |
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:37 AM
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71. I, m having chest pains guys |
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Edited on Wed Jan-14-09 12:41 AM by TK421
edited to add: I think its the buffalo wings I had tonight...they were really spicy!...sorry for any alarm that may have caused
Everything is totally cool right now..
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Wed Jan-14-09 12:42 AM
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72. Going to bed right now....good night DU see you...I don't know..... |
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sometime this week.[.....
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