Up for auction: High bid chooses my new username.

[Fire Walk With Me]

I'll expect bids to top $3.7 million, so get crackin'.

[Deja Q]

1. So your new name is going to be "Prostitute"?

:hide:

[motely36]

2. I have $.27 in my desk drawer

I think I can spare it

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. What will you be naming my DU presence, oh current high bidder?

[motely36]

5. Can i retrack if no outbids me?

:hi:

[AlCzervik]

4. i have some lint and 4 altoids and the remaining altoid dust but you have to lick it

off the tin.

so we good?

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. 65 cents beats it

but the poster is dtm, so four linty altoids is the current high bid!

[Dr. Strange]

6. 65 cents for the name...

The Red Wings Suck Ever So Mightily

[LynneSin]

8. I'll donate $10 to DU if you change your DU screenname to ILUVLYNNESIN

:woohoo:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. A tad short of $3.7 million, but at least we're seeing an upward trend.

Keep the good thoughts aflow.

[MajorChode]

10. I bid a platform shoebox full of 8 track tapes....

Nobody better think of outbidding me because I'm pretty sure I can throw in a full framed painting of dogs playing poker on black velvet.

Your new name will be "twodogsfucken" and I even have a sig pix to go with it:

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. The 8-track tapes are nice

but the social accolades from a name such as that, are worth at least $1 million. Congratulations, current high bidder!

[azmouse]

11. I bid some moldy cheese I found in the back of the frig.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Cheese is the one thing binding together the universe.

However, that means that there is lots and lots of cheese around. :shrug:

[azmouse]

14. But it's a rare thing for a mouse to give up her cheese.

So it's a valuable commodity.

[AwakeAtLast]

15. For you, I'm thinking "Valley"

:D

That one's for free. :silly:

[mwooldri]

16. If it's Zim Dollars, you got a deal!

And I'll start the bidding at Z$9 million.