Shardik
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Sun Jan-18-09 08:54 PM
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Flamebait Afternoon. (as was locked as inappropriate for GD) |
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I was sitting in the Olive Garden today when I noticed a woman breastfeeding her child while cleaning an assault rifle.
An obese blind man entered the restaurant being led by a pit bull. The mother, fearing for her child, slammed a clip into her rifle and unloaded on the pit bull, killing it instantly. The blind man, in a state of shock, lit a cigarette and stumbled outside the restaurant where he was arrested by the local police and then tasered because the thought he was not complying to instructions during a field sobriety test.
Then, an Israeli and a Palestinian got in an argument over the use of tasers and started throwing tacos at each other accidentally hitting a 54 pound autistic girl who then kicked both their asses and sat down to a brownie she had lifted from the Israeli's pocket.
I then drove home in my Hummer to watch the news of a three-way shootout between Scientologists, Mormons and Fundamentalist Christians and another incident involving a disruption between a Gay Rights organization and PETA.
It's been an odd day.
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FarLeftRage
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Sun Jan-18-09 08:57 PM
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Deja vu... all over again!
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GOPisEvil
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Sun Jan-18-09 08:57 PM
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2. I hope you listened to some Laura Branigan in your Hummer. |
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Sun Jan-18-09 09:03 PM
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3. You sang about Tamales and met an Asian carver. |
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Sun Jan-18-09 09:04 PM
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4. Did you kill any songbirds lately? |
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Sun Jan-18-09 09:17 PM
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5. At least the Hummer is union-made in the USA. That's all I care about. |
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Edited on Sun Jan-18-09 09:18 PM by ogneopasno
No, seriously.
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Sun Jan-18-09 09:18 PM
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6. You can learn a lot of things from the flamewars. |
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Mon Jan-19-09 12:06 AM
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8. Can you buy tasers at Walmart? |
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'Cause I'm there if you can. In fact, I need to go buy some toys made in China. You know, stock up for Christmas.
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