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Mon Jan-19-09 02:31 AM
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The next time I break up with a girl |
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I'm going to take her to Olive Garden and tell her she's "not my type."
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:32 AM
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1. make sure you ask her about your ivy league school potential first |
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:33 AM
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3. Oh yeah, I let all the ladies know I'm I-V league material |
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Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 02:34 AM by Radical Activist
cause that's what turns 'em on! :rofl:
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:33 AM
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before or after you breastfeed?
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:35 AM
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the breastfeeding but before I scream at the parents across the room who keep letting their kids run around the place.
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:34 AM
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4. The next time I break up with a girl |
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Had better be in the next life!
(lucked out many years ago, am not letting her go nowhere, nohow)
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:34 AM
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:38 AM
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And I was just smart enough to hold on to her when I did.
Whatever dumb things I may have done in life, losing her was, fortunately enough for me, not one of them.
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:35 AM
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6. And she will likely retaliate by breastfeeding in front of you |
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:37 AM
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the waiter? Cause the latter would be cruel.
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:41 AM
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Is the waiter smoking a cigarette or not?
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:43 AM
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he does have a seeing eye dog.
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:49 AM
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:52 AM
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13. They really are gentle creatures. |
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Never bite from what I've read.
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Mon Jan-19-09 05:31 AM
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Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 05:33 AM by JCMach1
the only drawback is when she threatens to get paternity support for her 'fur baby'
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