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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:56 AM
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Super Bowl prediction
(I may get beat up for this).
This will be a huge battle between Kurt Warner's God and Ben Rothlisberger's God. Watch for lightning.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:59 AM
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1. Ha!
One of the gods will guide Kurt Warner's hand as he shoots an arrow at Ben Rothlisberger's ankle...
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:30 AM
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8. ...what? Too obscure?
Or just dumb?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:05 AM
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2. God usually pulls for the team with better players
He's a bit of a bandwagon jumper.

One notable exception was the 1985 NCAA basketball championship between Villanova and Georgetown but there were drugs involved.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:16 AM
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3. But He may not wish to deal with Warner's wife if they lose.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:28 AM
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7. He's handled her just fine in the 40+ Super Bowls that Warner's team didn't win
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:19 AM
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4. Super Bowl prediction
Big Ben's God will SMASH Kurt Warner's God. In fact, Big Ben's God will crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentations of their women!

Big Ben worships Conan, of course.

HAIL!
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:24 AM
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6. Heck of a cod piece that man has. Does he have a cod in there?
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:19 AM
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5. The Ravens lost. There is no God.
:(
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 11:44 AM
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9. I'm an atheist from Pittsburgh.... I am now filled with doubt....

;-)
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